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Worker caught having sex with Henry Hoover
Last Updated: 11:01am GMT 03/03/2008A Polish worker has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner.
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The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital’s staff canteen.
The man claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry HooverA stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its “nose”.
According to the Sun, the contractor was supposed to be locking up the building site near the Great Ormond Street Children’s Hospital where his firm is refurbishing administration offices.
The security guard, suitably horrified, told the man to “clean himself and the hoover” before asking him to leave and informing his bosses.
When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was “a common practice in Poland”. He has since been fired.
The man’s employers, HG Construction, told The Sun: “That behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh”.
Henry Hoover is described on a cleaning website as “famous for its looks, but under its fascia lies a powerful, reliable vacuum cleaner ready to go time and time again.”
The man is not the first person to be caught in the act with an inanimate object.
Last year, Robert Stewart was placed on probation for three years after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down when two cleaners walked in on him at the the Aberley House Hostel in south west Scotland.
He paused only to ask, “What is it, hen?”, before continuing to “move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex”. The court was told that alcohol was the cause of his problems.
And in 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs.
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To quote a well known saying ” if you havent tried it dont knock it.” But seriously, dont try this at home. I remember reading about some guy who sustained serious injuries from a vacuum cleaner like this.
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I remember the old Electrolux floorcare strap-line……
“Nothing sucks like an Electrolux”
Strangely it didn’t last.
Alex
Re: Unhealthy pastime?
As requested one Henrietta 😆
Mmmmmm
But does she beat..as she sweeps as she cleans? :snigger:
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leavemetogetonwithit wrote:Was it actually “having sex”?
Or just a bl@w job?
Mike.I didn’t realise you could switch them to blow 😯
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Wow sounds like the perfect mistress………
You don’t have to wine and dine it, or buy it flowers, low maintenance, easy to turn on, doesn’t say no and lives under the stairs.
Maybe if we can combine a Henrietta with a Microwave Oven it could cook as well……..I reckon it would sell!
Changing the bag was always messey
Then I traded her in for a younger model which had a cyclone canister with this in mind it has a deep long lasting vaccum on it.
Its was similar to the dyson with 7 little cyclones inside which in my mind made it 7 times better and i used to dress it up in 1 stocking which was alwasy fustrating as you always had to by pair.She never got crabs though but a few dog fleas often used to appear.
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