Have you ever been turned on (attacked) by a pensioner?

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    andy_art_trigg
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    Aren’t pensioners the most fickle type of customer you can get? I’ve had pensioners that appeared to think the sun shone out of my ….. only to turn unreasonably nasty when things don’t go their way.

    I had one who furnished me with coffee and biscuits on a tray (nice) and took several business cards as I unblocked her Hoover Turbo with a hair grip jammed in the bellows.

    She phoned me back up 3 months later and said it was the same as before but hung up on me when I said it wasn’t under guarantee if it was another hair grip causing a blockage. She ranted on and nothing I could say would get through to her.

    Over the years I’ve had several lovely old pensioners turn on me for no good reason.

    #106976
    Ally
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    Re: Have you ever been turned on by a pensioner?

    Have you ever been turned on by a pensioner

    Na!!! i prefer mine a bit younger
    LOL..

    #106977
    andy_art_trigg
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    Re: Have you ever been turned on by a pensioner?

    Hehe I didn’t see the naughtier interpretation of the title – which is unlike me 😉

    #106978
    Martin
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    Re: Have you ever been turned on by a pensioner?

    Sort of……..

    I called last month to an old customer who kept all my invoices over the years. The first was dated May 1973 to fix her Hoovermatic 3174 (It was 10 years old then!……Well, I couldn’t believe it when she told me her washing machine had stopped ‘turning’ last month. When I called, it was the same 3174 with a seized Pulsator. Unbelievably I had a Pulsator & housing on my van…..Sorted !!

    The machine still functions, it is now 40 years old and the little old lady….a spritely 96 !!!

    Martin

    #106979
    admin
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    Re: Have you ever been turned on by a pensioner?

    Unbelievably I had a Pulsator & housing on my van…..Sorted !!

    I’ll bet you still had the oversized Socket/tube, to fit the back nut on the housing, in your toolbox.

    #106980
    Martin
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    Re: Have you ever been turned on by a pensioner?

    Richard wrote:I’ll bet you still had the oversized Socket/tube, to fit the back nut on the housing, in your toolbox.

    Nah !!!

    Molegrips gets ’em every time!!

    Martin

    #106981
    kwatt
    Keymaster

    Topic changed slightly in case we get loads of weird geeks seeking out some weirdo sad stuff. 😉

    K.

    #106982
    Dave_Conway
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    kwatt wrote:Topic changed slightly in case we get loads of weird geeks seeking out some weirdo sad stuff. 😉

    Nothing new there then 😆

    Only joking, merry Christmas all.

    Dave.

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