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  • #72009
    squadman
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    How many of you have seen Currys Know Nothing Vehicles on the road, written on the rear of the Vehicles is says.

    I am not a racing driver but I can deliver a hard drive !

    What idiot dreams this crap up ? Most of these vehicles have three onboard the driver and two riding shotgun, you have to wonder how this can be cost effective especially considering that one of my neighbours had a delivery from them last week, New Fridge, One moved the Appliance while the other two stood watching !

    #383085
    Martin
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    Re: I Am Not a Racing Driver !

    squadman wrote:especially considering that one of my neighbours had a delivery from them last week, New Fridge, One moved the Appliance while the other two stood watching !

    Ah now…be fair….!

    Number one moves the fridge
    Number two is back-up should there be steps, thresholds and tight turns to negotiate.
    Number three is ‘elf’n safety……clipboard at the ready….easy now, he’s watchin’ ya!

    #383086
    raw
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    Re: I Am Not a Racing Driver !

    round here each truck has 3 people two to carry items in to customers house and other one is gas safe to install the cookers, mate of mine does it as he gas safe he gets £65 for each one he fits normally 4 aday..

    #383087
    funkyboogy
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    Re: I Am Not a Racing Driver !

    i think we all should have a slogan ..no big screwdriver ones please ..

    i could think of a few ..
    “i didnt make that pile of crap you have …but i can write it off “

    ” it doesnt matter if you have paid cash – it will still break”

    ally

    #383088
    squadman
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    Re: I Am Not a Racing Driver !

    So we have three people employed on a van, two on a days wages and the other who gets a fee IF he has to fit a Gas Cooker?

    #383089
    funkyboogy
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    Re: I Am Not a Racing Driver !

    yip you can definitely see that some clueless genius from another industry has thought this one up.

    another good slogan for the truck …

    were no very bright – but we can lift heavy things ….eh and fit them

    lol

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