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  • #7927
    Penguin45
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    Dear Sirs
    I have cause yet again to complain about one of your members. He was engaged in some strange activity involving what appeared to be an eight foot long elephants trunk in my back garden, and has managed to cover the walls, sheds, plants, doors etc. [to a height of some twelve feet] with a disgusting white gungy substance.
    Do I have any redress?
    Mrs. Penguin45

    #126001
    Dave_Conway
    Participant

    Re: Complaint

    Dear Mrs Penguin45.

    Please regularly check the filter and the vent hose for your tumble dryer as excessive “fluff” build up can cause “Elephant Ejaculation” syndrome to occur 😀

    Dave.

    #126002
    Penguin45
    Participant

    Re: Complaint

    She’s done it again – I only went to the loo….

    This was semi-liquid gungy soap set into a Bosch drain hose. I got it clear in the end, but as Julia said……….

    Not to mention all over me as well. Finished up looking like a negative ofa Dalmation.

    The stupid point is that somebody actually diposed of a perfectly tidy, modern Bosch automatic for the drain hose being blocked. So much for our greener-make-it-last-longer society.

    Chris.

    #126003
    Penguin45
    Participant

    Re: Complaint

    [from Mrs. P]
    Looks like he blew a seal…

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