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  • #8239
    Dave_Conway
    Participant

    I’ll start my own fecking thread 😆

    I’ll be away to a sunnier climate as of tommorow morning (Thursday 3rd) until Friday the 11th.

    Hopefully I’ll be able to get on the net via an internet cafe at least a couple of times during the week, I somehow doubt the hotel will have a wireless network but I’m taking the lappy anyway, no matter how much ‘er indoors complains 😉

    Enjoy the snow 😈

    Dave.

    #127573
    kwatt
    Keymaster

    Can you not just fuck off and have a break?

    I’ve got exclusivity on the “no holiday” shit, so bugger off and get skin cancer!

    :rotfl:

    K.

    #127574
    Dave_Conway
    Participant

    kwatt wrote:Can you not just fuck off and have a break?

    Well, I did the packing bit which took about 30 seconds (I’ve assumed the kwatt approach; chuck the fuckers in a bag and who cares if it’s creased :rotl:) then got bored 😉

    Dave.

    #127575
    Del
    Moderator

    Re: Where’s Dave ?

    Have a good break Dave 8)

    Sean

    #127576
    Martin
    Participant

    Re: Where’s Dave ?

    Dave_Conway wrote:I’ll be away to a sunnier climate as of tommorow morning (Thursday 3rd) until Friday the 11th.

    Jammy sod!! I can only dream of holidays 😥

    Martin

    #127577
    Alex
    Participant

    Re: Where’s Dave ?

    Martin wrote:

    Dave_Conway wrote:
    I’ll be away to a sunnier climate as of tommorow morning (Thursday 3rd) until Friday the 11th.

    Jammy sod!! I can only dream of holidays 😥

    Martin

    Right, note the dates, now he’s gone we need to:-

    A: Slag him off

    B: Find something really juicy to put onto the Rumour Mill

    C: Tell him the weather here was fantastic.

    D: Make out we started a lottery syndicate the day after he left for the holiday, and would you beleive it we bloody won and are all millionares.

    E: Piss about with his log in to make him access denied, or send him somewhere else. That will intrigue him.

    F: Anything else we can think of. It isn’t his bloody turn to go away.

    And no of course we aren’t jealous.

    BTW Love Martin’s new avatar.

    Alex

    #127578
    kwatt
    Keymaster

    Bah, you’ve just spilled the entire plan there Alex! :rotfl:

    K.

    #127579
    Martin
    Participant

    Re: Where’s Dave ?

    I bet the poor bugger is sick of holidaying by now, he’s been out there over 24 hours after all by now. No laptop, no Don, no Diplomats and I bet he has just discovered his mobile don’t work either….poor bugger :rotfl:

    Martin

    #127580
    Dave_Conway
    Participant

    Re: Where’s Dave ?

    Cheeky fuckers ! 😆

    I have net access and my mobile works just fine thanks..

    Dave.

    #127581
    Martin
    Participant

    Re: Where’s Dave ?

    7 days he’s been gone! 😯

    I bet all that rippling flesh is burnt to a crisp by now and he’ll come back home looking like an old leather strap!!! :rotfl:

    Martin

    #127582
    Del
    Moderator

    Re: Where’s Dave ?

    More like a giant pork scratchin’ 8)

    Del

    #127583
    Dave_Conway
    Participant

    Re: Where’s Dave ?

    Martin wrote:I bet all that rippling flesh is burnt to a crisp by now and he’ll come back home looking like an old leather strap!!! :rotfl:

    Correct 😯

    I’ll be back properly Saturday, far too knackered tonight after catching up on emails and stuff.

    Dave.

    #127584
    kwatt
    Keymaster

    Just wait till Monday…

    :rotfl:

    K.

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