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  • #9092
    kwatt
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    Guys,

    I was thinking about a page in the articles section with the best quotes from the forums as some of them are just brilliant. What I’d like to do is sum up the industry in a funny and entertaining way using the likes of Alexa’s sitting on the beach one etc.

    So, if’ you’ve got any you want to nominate fire them up here. It’ll be fun going over some of them anyway and we’ll probably get a good laugh from a lot of them.

    K.

    #132253
    alexa
    Participant

    Quote “If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves”

    #132254
    Martin
    Participant

    Re: Best Quotes

    Dave_Conway wrote:Well that was all good clean fun wasn’t it last night ….Says he with a massive hangover and trying to remember half of what we were on about

    kheath wrote:Thats what happens when you drink with a YORKSHIREMAN

    #132255
    Goatboy
    Participant

    Re: Best Quotes

    ‘Do you give free quotes?
    Lady I can go and sit on the beach and not get paid and I don’t even have to take my tools.’

    By Alexa from Oz, I love dat quote, as much as peoples faces when you say it.

    #132256
    alexa
    Participant

    Re: Best Quotes

    kwatt “Sometimes you get the best light from a burning bridge” Don Henley

    I think this quote is No. 1

    #132257
    Martin
    Participant

    Re: Best Quotes

    You’re missing Kens point here a tad….quotes from posts…OK?

    Here’s another on the subject of “Plastic Y Connectors” a while back : –

    Penguin45 wrote:I damn near drowned today! Went to an AEG, in a cupboard. No drum action, so need to get round the back. “Will it come out?” says I, “No problem” he says.

    So – drag it forwards, and WHOOSH!

    Martin

    #132258
    Martin
    Participant

    Re: Best Quotes

    D_C has done it again!!!….. this time answering Goatboy… :rotl:

    Dave_Conway wrote:Why not go the whole hog and eat her hedge while you’re there ?

    #132259
    RS
    Participant

    Goatboy if you haven’t seen the plastic y connectoors thread look for it. it will keep you amused for hours and also p**s mr P off if you reply and resurface it

    #132260
    Goatboy
    Participant

    Re: Best Quotes

    OK, i’ll look for it

    #132261
    RS
    Participant
    #132262
    Flipper
    Participant

    I thought £800.00 for a peugeot expert exhaust was a ” good ” quote . Needless to say I shopped around !


    Sorry couldn’t resist detracting from the thread Ken.

    Been at the you know what again !

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