Sean In The War Room

[johnmac11]

Re: Sean In The War Room

Since Del brought the topic of volvo’s up I thought I would part with these,

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Del is in his new Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his carphone,

“honey”, she says in a worried voice, “Be careful! There was a bit on the news just now, some lunitic is driving the wrong way down the motorway”,

“It’s worse than that!”, Del replies, “There are hundreds of them!”
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Del drives his new Volvo into a service station during a days work. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical manner.
“How are ya, today?”

Del says fine, bends down to pick up the pump and two golf tees fall out of his shirt pocket on to the ground.

“What are they, Son?” says the attendant.

“They are called tees,” replies Del.

“What are they for?” inquires the attendant.

“They’re for putting my balls on while I’m driving,” says Del.

“Lord Jesus” says the attendant. “them boys at Volvo thinks of fuckin everytin!”

[kwatt]

:rotfl:

He loved that car till a few minutes ago!

You’re a bad man John, a very bad man! 😆

K.

[Del]

Re: Sean In The War Room

K,

Just seen the NEW sponsor for TWR ! LMFAO

Del,

P.S. Will he be chairin’ the next UKW meeting ?

[kwatt]

Don’t tell anyone, but really that’s Kev in drag! 😆

K.

[Del]

Re: Sean In The War Room

I do hope that the invitation to TWR has been extended to John’s better half Kev ?

Sean

[kwatt]

Yep, read the list I put up Sean. 😉

K.

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