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  • #39659
    Martin
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    I often see guys here referring to a “machine being goosed?” ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

    Goosed????? :rolls: ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ™

    Never heard of it before other than on UKW but the mind boggles at what someone using that expression is trying to say?

    The definition of that terminology is: –

    Old school definition: to pinch someone’s buttocks, hopefully the opposite sex.

    or…..

    To apply pressure on one’s taint (or space between genitalia and anus), preferably of the opposite sex!

    and even…….

    to be hit upon/sexually harrassed by an unattractive male

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goosed

    #263102
    Lawrence
    Participant

    Re: What are you trying to say guys?:?

    I always assumed Goosed as a term meaning Defunct,not a phrase I use though
    I suppose it could be open to regional interpretation though
    Lawrence

    #263103
    kwatt
    Keymaster

    goosed

    Mancunian slang for broken. Can also mean tired.
    โ€œThe tires on my bike are goosedโ€

    โ€œI was goosed after running a triathlonโ€

    K.

    #263104
    don
    Moderator

    Re: What are you trying to say guys?:?

    Martin wrote:I often see guys here referring to a “machine being goosed?” ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

    Goosed????? :rolls: ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ™


    It`s certainly better than some of the others I have heard of over the years ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #263105
    iadom
    Moderator

    kwatt wrote:goosed

    Mancunian slang for broken. Can also mean tired.
    โ€œThe tires on my bike are goosedโ€

    โ€œI was goosed after running a triathlonโ€

    K.

    Goosed is in very common usage around these parts, although I have to say that all our bikes have tyres on them. ๐Ÿ˜› ( I do hate americanisms ) ๐Ÿ‘ฟ ๐Ÿ™‚

    #263106
    Martin
    Participant

    iadom wrote:Goosed is in very common usage around these parts

    Really? Perish the thought of squeezing buttocks in the greater Manchester area as the vernacular is best avoided by us down here in the south lest we generate the wrong type of interest. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #263107
    Goatboy
    Participant

    Re: What are you trying to say guys?:?

    I use it alot, even with customers. My mum told me to stop saying it, because she thought it meant…

    “Goosed” – to have something stuffed up yer bum ๐Ÿ˜•

    ie. “I’ve just goosed that goose fer us goose-diner!”

    #263108
    Phidom
    Participant

    Re: What are you trying to say guys?:?

    I prefer the old Cockney rhyming slang, “It’s cream crackered”. I have to be careful what I say to my customers up here in darkest Banffshire. Once or twice I have told them “It’s done” and they have looked crestfallen. This is because the vernacular in these parts has the word “done” to mean unserviceable or beyond repair. Instead I have to say “That’s your machine sorted”.

    #263109
    kwatt
    Keymaster

    I won’t repeat the Glaswegian for being, err, broken.

    You English are all so posh and polite! ๐Ÿ˜†

    K.

    #263110
    trotter
    Participant

    Re: What are you trying to say guys?:?

    I think the Oxfordshire phrase is somewhere between the Cockney & the Glaswegian …….”cattled”

    I am sure it is linked to the truck that transports cattle around the countryside being broken ๐Ÿ˜†

    #263111
    nigegt
    Participant

    Re: What are you trying to say guys?:?

    Hi

    U/S is the norm round here but dont know what that means

    Nige

    #263112
    don
    Moderator

    Re: What are you trying to say guys?:?

    UnServiceable perhaps? I have heard of others ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #263113
    kwatt
    Keymaster

    U/S = Useless ๐Ÿ˜‰

    TF = Technically Faulty, but not really if you see what I mean.

    K.

    #263114
    nigegt
    Participant

    Re: What are you trying to say guys?:?

    Utterly Sha**ed maybe?

    Nige

    #263115
    don
    Moderator

    Re: What are you trying to say guys?:?

    nigegt wrote:Utterly Sha**ed maybe?

    Nige

    That`s more like it ๐Ÿ˜†

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