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  • #53503
    Martin
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    I took a quick trip to ‘the smoke’ today and spotted a van on the A406 with a sign that read : – “….so, if your washer is duff or sounding a bit rough, then gives us a call as our charges are small….!”

    That got me to thinking what slogans or sales pitches have others got scribed on their vans around the country I wonder?

    #316231
    Jonah
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    Re: Trading slogans?

    I used to have one Martin but got rid of it a while ago, didn’t think it made a difference, too embarrassed to say what it was (comments expected !!)……….. 😳

    #316232
    Madmac
    Participant

    Re: Trading slogans?

    Jonah wrote:I used to have one Martin but got rid of it a while ago, too embarrassed to say what it was 😳

    Oh dooo tell us.. did your verse rhyme with Nantucket ❓

    #316233
    don
    Moderator

    Re: Trading slogans?

    Jonah wrote:I used to have one Martin but got rid of it a while ago, didn’t think it made a difference, too embarrassed to say what it was (comments expected !!)……….. 😳

    You know you want to tell us, so you may as well spill the beans 😆

    Don

    #316234
    Jonah
    Participant

    Re: Trading slogans?

    I must have known my old ‘mucker’ Don would comment on this !!! 😀

    Well I’m gonna keep you all in suspense until some other muppet like me owns up to being a complete t*t and tried to use ‘corporate speak’ to make a difference 😆

    #316235
    Jonah
    Participant

    Re: Trading slogans?

    Jeeez Don 3000+ posts !!! do you actually do any work during the day lol 😯

    #316236
    don
    Moderator

    Re: Trading slogans?

    Jonah wrote:Jeeez Don 3000+ posts !!! do you actually do any work during the day lol 😯

    You trying to deflect this topic so you don`t have to spill the beans by any chance 😆

    Don

    #316237
    Martin
    Participant

    Re: Trading slogans?

    Jonah wrote:I used to have one Martin but got rid of it a while ago, didn’t think it made a difference, too embarrassed to say what it was (comments expected !!)……….. 😳

    Was it? – “If it’s broke it ain’t no joke but don’t despair, we’re here to care!” (best Devonshire accent for full effect – oooh aaah missus!)

    #316238
    cornwell40
    Participant

    Re: Trading slogans?

    Slightly off topic ( who me) but a large town centre club in Preston had the best slogan of all for all to see,
    It was


    THE PLACE
    It’s nice

    :rotfl: Presumably no marketing team in those days.


    TC

    #316239
    funkyboogy
    Participant

    Re: Trading slogans?

    still of topic …

    we have a local optician who,s logo seems to be …

    OPTICIAN
    for eye,s

    no shit shirlock … i keep meaning to go in and say …excuse me but do you do shoes…

    oh and another one …. fish mongers …. sign ….
    FRESH FISH … i should hope so mate , do you think we were somehow going to come for rotten fish …idiot

    rant over………fb

    #316240
    Martin
    Participant

    Re: Trading slogans?

    Bloody hell ’tis getting a little off topic but hey!

    High Street Hairdressing Salon = “Hair cut while you wait!” :rolls:

    #316241
    Martin
    Participant

    Re: Trading slogans?

    Jonah wrote:I used to have one Martin but got rid of it a while ago, didn’t think it made a difference, too embarrassed to say what it was (comments expected !!)……….. 😳

    Just thought of another possibility, maybe it was? = “Whale of a problem?…Don’t worry let Jonah look into it for you!”

    #316242
    lee8
    Participant

    Re: Trading slogans?

    For a certain company…………..

    “We have the biggest Tools in Britain” 😆

    #316243
    admin
    Keymaster

    Re: Trading slogans?

    there is a chap in our town ,and he dose made to measure blinds for your home……

    and on the back of his van he has…….

    YOU ARE FOLLOWING THE BLIND MAN…..


    canufixit 😀

    #316244
    A1engineer
    Participant

    Re: Trading slogans?

    “youve tried the rest now try the best” 😳

    “no spin no drain i know its a pain, give us a call we’ll get it going again” 😳

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