Trading slogans?

[Martin]

I took a quick trip to ‘the smoke’ today and spotted a van on the A406 with a sign that read : – “….so, if your washer is duff or sounding a bit rough, then gives us a call as our charges are small….!”

That got me to thinking what slogans or sales pitches have others got scribed on their vans around the country I wonder?

[Jonah]

Re: Trading slogans?

I used to have one Martin but got rid of it a while ago, didn’t think it made a difference, too embarrassed to say what it was (comments expected !!)……….. 😳

[Madmac]

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Jonah wrote:I used to have one Martin but got rid of it a while ago, too embarrassed to say what it was 😳

Oh dooo tell us.. did your verse rhyme with Nantucket ❓

[don]

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Jonah wrote:I used to have one Martin but got rid of it a while ago, didn’t think it made a difference, too embarrassed to say what it was (comments expected !!)……….. 😳

You know you want to tell us, so you may as well spill the beans 😆

Don

[Jonah]

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I must have known my old ‘mucker’ Don would comment on this !!! 😀

Well I’m gonna keep you all in suspense until some other muppet like me owns up to being a complete t*t and tried to use ‘corporate speak’ to make a difference 😆

[Jonah]

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Jeeez Don 3000+ posts !!! do you actually do any work during the day lol 😯

[don]

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Jonah wrote:Jeeez Don 3000+ posts !!! do you actually do any work during the day lol 😯

You trying to deflect this topic so you don`t have to spill the beans by any chance 😆

Don

[Martin]

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Jonah wrote:I used to have one Martin but got rid of it a while ago, didn’t think it made a difference, too embarrassed to say what it was (comments expected !!)……….. 😳

Was it? – “If it’s broke it ain’t no joke but don’t despair, we’re here to care!” (best Devonshire accent for full effect – oooh aaah missus!)

[cornwell40]

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Slightly off topic ( who me) but a large town centre club in Preston had the best slogan of all for all to see,
It was

THE PLACE
It’s nice

:rotfl: Presumably no marketing team in those days.

TC

[funkyboogy]

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still of topic …

we have a local optician who,s logo seems to be …

OPTICIAN
for eye,s

no shit shirlock … i keep meaning to go in and say …excuse me but do you do shoes…

oh and another one …. fish mongers …. sign ….
FRESH FISH … i should hope so mate , do you think we were somehow going to come for rotten fish …idiot

rant over………fb

[Martin]

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Bloody hell ’tis getting a little off topic but hey!

High Street Hairdressing Salon = “Hair cut while you wait!” :rolls:

[Martin]

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Jonah wrote:I used to have one Martin but got rid of it a while ago, didn’t think it made a difference, too embarrassed to say what it was (comments expected !!)……….. 😳

Just thought of another possibility, maybe it was? = “Whale of a problem?…Don’t worry let Jonah look into it for you!”

[lee8]

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For a certain company…………..

“We have the biggest Tools in Britain” 😆

[admin]

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there is a chap in our town ,and he dose made to measure blinds for your home……

and on the back of his van he has…….

YOU ARE FOLLOWING THE BLIND MAN…..

canufixit 😀

[A1engineer]

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“youve tried the rest now try the best” 😳

“no spin no drain i know its a pain, give us a call we’ll get it going again” 😳

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