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June 15, 2004 at 12:08 pm #5639
Martin
ParticipantSod it! its mid summer and too darned hot to be fully kitted out in my shirt, trousers and safety footware. For the first time ever (and possibly due to the effects of global warming 😉 ) I have gone out on the job wearing…….SHORTS!!! (Plus the shirt and safety footware of course) 8) 8)
I must say the effect on my customers seeing my masculine features in even greater detail has been amazing. I didn’t realise my legs were such an asset and now I stay even cooler when the going gets tough!
But what of the “Health & Safety at Work Act” I wonder? Surely some smart armpit will say “Sorry but you can’t do that, exposing yourself to the dangers of female admiration contravenes Section 2 sub section 3a or whatever!”………..
………….I will just have to risk it I guess 😆
…..and I will have to put my prices up shortly I reckon? (Bad pun I know 😉 )
MartinJune 15, 2004 at 12:25 pm #112550Dave_Conway
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Martin wrote:“Sorry but you can’t do that, exposing yourself to the dangers of female admiration
Not applicable ❗
Sparrow’s legs are excluded in sub section 5 paragraph 9 😆
Dave.
June 15, 2004 at 1:05 pm #112551cornwell40
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Jeez! There’s no justice in this world.
Sunny Blackpool it isn’t I’ve just had to hunt out my snorkel parka and some southerners braggin’ about t’ sun.
Tony C
Cold, drizzly and hacked off. 🙁 in Lancs.June 15, 2004 at 3:34 pm #112552cornwell40
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Latest forecast for Blackpool area.
It’s crackin’t flags. 8)
Tony CJune 15, 2004 at 6:03 pm #112553Martin
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cornwell40 wrote:Latest forecast for Blackpool area.
What’s this? “The Weather Channel?”……No that’s in the USA!
But, we all know it rains in Blackpool so I guess there’s little need for you guys to be donning shorts anyway.
It will be 28 degrees again here in the real world though (in’t South)tomorrow, so it’s on with my pink shorts again I reckon 8)
Do stay cool and out of the hot sun 8)
Martin
June 15, 2004 at 8:41 pm #112554technics1200
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I didn’t realise my legs were such an asset
Just be careful not to give them old grannies a cheap thrill.
😯 😯 😯 😯 😈 😈 😈June 15, 2004 at 9:40 pm #112555admin
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😆 Who mentioned grannies ?? 😆
I didnt see any grannies on saturday night 😈 😉
or should i say sunday morning 😈 😈
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