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  • #5639
    Martin
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    Sod it! its mid summer and too darned hot to be fully kitted out in my shirt, trousers and safety footware. For the first time ever (and possibly due to the effects of global warming 😉 ) I have gone out on the job wearing…….SHORTS!!! (Plus the shirt and safety footware of course) 8) 8)

    I must say the effect on my customers seeing my masculine features in even greater detail has been amazing. I didn’t realise my legs were such an asset and now I stay even cooler when the going gets tough!

    But what of the “Health & Safety at Work Act” I wonder? Surely some smart armpit will say “Sorry but you can’t do that, exposing yourself to the dangers of female admiration contravenes Section 2 sub section 3a or whatever!”………..

    ………….I will just have to risk it I guess 😆

    …..and I will have to put my prices up shortly I reckon? (Bad pun I know 😉 )


    Martin

    #112550
    Dave_Conway
    Participant

    Re: Health & Safety at work!

    Martin wrote:“Sorry but you can’t do that, exposing yourself to the dangers of female admiration

    Not applicable ❗

    Sparrow’s legs are excluded in sub section 5 paragraph 9 😆

    Dave.

    #112551
    cornwell40
    Participant

    Re: Health & Safety at work!

    Jeez! There’s no justice in this world.
    Sunny Blackpool it isn’t I’ve just had to hunt out my snorkel parka and some southerners braggin’ about t’ sun.
    Tony C
    Cold, drizzly and hacked off. 🙁 in Lancs.

    #112552
    cornwell40
    Participant

    Re: Health & Safety at work!

    Latest forecast for Blackpool area.
    It’s crackin’t flags. 8)
    Tony C

    #112553
    Martin
    Participant

    Re: Health & Safety at work!

    cornwell40 wrote:Latest forecast for Blackpool area.

    What’s this? “The Weather Channel?”……No that’s in the USA!

    But, we all know it rains in Blackpool so I guess there’s little need for you guys to be donning shorts anyway.

    It will be 28 degrees again here in the real world though (in’t South)tomorrow, so it’s on with my pink shorts again I reckon 8)

    Do stay cool and out of the hot sun 8)

    Martin

    #112554
    technics1200
    Participant

    Re: Health & Safety at work!

    I didn’t realise my legs were such an asset


    Just be careful not to give them old grannies a cheap thrill.
    😯 😯 😯 😯 😈 😈 😈

    #112555
    admin
    Keymaster

    Re: Health & Safety at work!

    😆 Who mentioned grannies ?? 😆

    I didnt see any grannies on saturday night 😈 😉

    or should i say sunday morning 😈 😈

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