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May 24, 2015 at 6:42 pm #85052
maryling
ParticipantHi, I have a bagless canister/cylinder vacuum cleaner that uses multi-cyclone tech. It’s a long story… I want to break it safely (no explosions etc. :)) in a specific way – I don’t want anyone to know it was deliberately broken and I don’t want anyone to be able to buy spare parts. Can anyone help me?
Maybe I’d add that (if possible) I’d like the sabotage result to be (very) reduced suction power. Of course, other results are very much welcome 🙂
Thanks a lot,
Mary LingMay 24, 2015 at 7:07 pm #427560kwatt
KeymasterRe: How to break my vacuum cleaner?
You’d have to assume that the only reason for such a request is to defraud someone by way of warranty or whatever. Please feel free to correct that presumption if it is not the case.
In that case though, I’d doubt you’ll have a willing queue of traders that will help you commit a crime. In an open forum. With a named user.
K.
May 25, 2015 at 9:01 am #427561Andy jones
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Agree with Ken. You won’t get any takers on here
May 25, 2015 at 11:18 am #427562maryling
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Dear Ken and Andy,
thank you for your concern on the matter. Please rest asured I am trying to do nothing of the sort. I realise what it looks like :boops: I am simply trying to speed up the process of my family getting a new vacuum as the one we have now is complete and total crap.
Nonetheless I respect your opinion.
Thank you for your response,
MaryMay 25, 2015 at 11:33 am #427563iadom
ModeratorRe: How to break my vacuum cleaner?
As Unicorn Poo is priceless and totally imaginary it does not mean poor quality, so does not relate to your vacuum. Also worth remembering that lots of people in the trade read this forum including employees and representatives of the very company you are trying to defraud.
May 25, 2015 at 2:59 pm #427564Martin
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How odd that nobody enquired as to the make in question?
September 15, 2015 at 3:03 pm #427565mrvankid
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don’t do that 🙂
September 15, 2015 at 9:09 pm #427566SAMURI
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She will have to ask some other sucker for the answer. 😀
I do not think anyone on this site will get sucked in to give an answer.
As this is an old post I wonder if she ever got it changed.
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