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  • #85052
    maryling
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    Hi, I have a bagless canister/cylinder vacuum cleaner that uses multi-cyclone tech. It’s a long story… I want to break it safely (no explosions etc. :)) in a specific way – I don’t want anyone to know it was deliberately broken and I don’t want anyone to be able to buy spare parts. Can anyone help me?
    Maybe I’d add that (if possible) I’d like the sabotage result to be (very) reduced suction power. Of course, other results are very much welcome 🙂
    Thanks a lot,
    Mary Ling

    #427560
    kwatt
    Keymaster

    Re: How to break my vacuum cleaner?

    You’d have to assume that the only reason for such a request is to defraud someone by way of warranty or whatever. Please feel free to correct that presumption if it is not the case.

    In that case though, I’d doubt you’ll have a willing queue of traders that will help you commit a crime. In an open forum. With a named user.

    K.

    #427561
    Andy jones
    Participant

    Re: How to break my vacuum cleaner?

    Agree with Ken. You won’t get any takers on here

    #427562
    maryling
    Participant

    Re: How to break my vacuum cleaner?

    Dear Ken and Andy,
    thank you for your concern on the matter. Please rest asured I am trying to do nothing of the sort. I realise what it looks like :boops: I am simply trying to speed up the process of my family getting a new vacuum as the one we have now is complete and total crap.
    Nonetheless I respect your opinion.
    Thank you for your response,
    Mary

    #427563
    iadom
    Moderator

    Re: How to break my vacuum cleaner?

    As Unicorn Poo is priceless and totally imaginary it does not mean poor quality, so does not relate to your vacuum. Also worth remembering that lots of people in the trade read this forum including employees and representatives of the very company you are trying to defraud.

    #427564
    Martin
    Participant

    Re: How to break my vacuum cleaner?

    How odd that nobody enquired as to the make in question?

    #427565
    mrvankid
    Participant

    Re: How to break my vacuum cleaner?

    don’t do that 🙂

    #427566
    SAMURI
    Participant

    Re: How to break my vacuum cleaner?

    She will have to ask some other sucker for the answer. 😀

    I do not think anyone on this site will get sucked in to give an answer.

    As this is an old post I wonder if she ever got it changed.


    Bob

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