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February 6, 2017 at 9:39 pm #90530
funkyboogy
Participantwhen you say ” my knees are sore today ”
they say ohh have you not got knee pads
yes i freekn have — they dont stop your knees from being sore ahhhh
February 6, 2017 at 11:00 pm #445106admin
KeymasterRe: questions- answers that make you want to slap people lol
punters not bothering to use the search button and read..Then say theres none with the same fault..Me knowing theres hundreds .. Lazy sods
February 10, 2017 at 8:49 am #445107funkyboogy
ParticipantRe: questions- answers that make you want to slap people lol
notes on job sheet — no parking restrictions EH1 city centre
yeh right ya freekn chancer
February 10, 2017 at 9:22 am #445108don
ModeratorRe: questions- answers that make you want to slap people lol
When they order a washing machine which you don’t stock. you ring them to say when it’s coming in and they say ” we couldn’t wait so we bought one from Curry’s.” So why didn’t you tell us?
Don
February 11, 2017 at 10:41 am #445109funkyboogy
ParticipantRe: questions- answers that make you want to slap people lol
been there don
or they book a repair we narrow it down to 3 hour slot
when you get there – no one in
they normally find were really really busy when they want to reschedule
its funny as you never get no access when you going to fit a part
the thing that gets me is – if you were not to show up they would be going mental
February 13, 2017 at 11:17 am #445110funkyboogy
ParticipantRe: questions- answers that make you want to slap people lol
hotpoint dryer recall customers
“ill bet your getting a lot of these”
” will this stop them going on fire “
” oh i thought it was a small part your changing “
” i booked this a year ago you know ”
me — ahhhhhhhhh
February 14, 2017 at 9:42 pm #445111reaper
ParticipantRe: questions- answers that make you want to slap people lol
When you have fixed a fault. ‘Nothing else can go wrong now can it?’. My usual response is raised eyebrows.
February 15, 2017 at 5:51 am #445112captaincaveman1
ParticipantRe: questions- answers that make you want to slap people lol
Do you have to work on many of these? (yesterday with a customer with the lastest Beko side by side fridge freezer with an ice maker fault) nooooo not at all sir!!!! 😆
February 15, 2017 at 9:20 pm #445113funkyboogy
ParticipantRe: questions- answers that make you want to slap people lol
CALL BOOKED AND CONFIRMED BETWEEN 1 AND 5 PM
you arrive about 3 – customer says i was just about to call and see where you are
me yeh ok why ?
February 15, 2017 at 11:01 pm #445114kwatt
KeymasterRe: questions- answers that make you want to slap people lol
“You don’t do that… are you sure you don’t do that?”
K.
February 16, 2017 at 9:00 am #445115don
ModeratorRe: questions- answers that make you want to slap people lol
“Are you sure that’s the right one”?
Nope it’s the wrong one. I just want you to waste your time and fuel so you have to come back.
DonFebruary 16, 2017 at 1:06 pm #445116funkyboogy
ParticipantRe: questions- answers that make you want to slap people lol
is this your last job 5.30 pm
— nawe ive just started
February 16, 2017 at 4:07 pm #445117iadom
ModeratorRe: questions- answers that make you want to slap people lol
When you have to order a part the instant question, “how long will it be ?”
Even after 40 odd years I still can’t resist standing there like the angler with the ‘one that got away’. Both hands apart approximating the length of said part saying “about that long” . 😈February 16, 2017 at 11:09 pm #445118stratfordgirl
ParticipantRe: questions- answers that make you want to slap people lol
After paying bill for £60 at 1:30pm: Have you finished for the day now?
No, I have another four calls booked so far.
Oh, you must have a long day then (probably thinking this guy must be filthy rich – failing to appreciate the costs of running a business and the unpredictability of our workload from one day to the next).
February 17, 2017 at 5:18 pm #445119Dan76
ParticipantRe: questions- answers that make you want to slap people lol
“My husband thinks it needs new BUSHES”
“I bet you’ve seen some right sights” (standing in a sh*thole house with holes in the doors and ceiling)
“I always keep my oven clean” (opening door to see an assortment of charcoal chips on the base)
Me “what make is the machine?” customer “its a Berko, no a L&G no wait, its a…. I’m sorry I dont know, my wife uses it.”
“You said you’d ring me” me – “I did, your phone was engaged for 2 hours” cust – “oh yeah, I was on the phone to my sister in Ireland”
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