Attractive Blonde

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Went to a job today for a very attractive blonde aerobics instructor. Looked at her fridge, turned to her and said “its the thermostat, its 50 quid”. She looks at me suggestively and says “Does that include YOU”? Almost tripping over my tool box i reply “Me”? “Yes”! she says “YOU”! “What do you mean me”? i say with a cheeky smile……..”You know……….your labour, does it include your labour”? “Oh my labour of course…of course” i replied sheepishly. 😳 😳 😳

What was i thinking of?

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[kwatt]

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subs wrote:What was i thinking of?

Thinking? 😉 😆

K.

[senseib]

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I know how this ends – Bedside alarm goes off!!!
Does for me – anyway!
Brian.

[Seamy]

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Something similar happened me last year, with a real stunner.. after fitting a thermostat to her Ariston fridge she was filling out the cheque she asked me if she should write her number on the back, I was over the moon, YES PLEASE I said, only to shortly realise it was her cheque card number not her mobile number… 👿

[derek]

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lmao!

[robbra]

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At first I thght you had an interview to be an aerobics instructor and that you were blonde and attractive….
Rob

[maltheviking]

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subs wrote:Went to a job today for a very attractive blonde aerobics instructor. Looked at her fridge, turned to her and said “its the thermostat, its 50 quid”. She looks at me suggestively and says “Does that include YOU”? Almost tripping over my tool box i reply “Me”? “Yes”! she says “YOU”! “What do you mean me”? i say with a cheeky smile……..”You know……….your labour, does it include your labour”? “Oh my labour of course…of course” i replied sheepishly. 😳 😳 😳

What was i thinking of?

Subs Are you sure you didn’t trap your drooling tongue in the fridge door. 😆

[richardable]

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why do women of any age, size, looks etc say….i’ll be upstairs if you need me?…or can i hold anything for you?

[subs]

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richardable wrote:why do women of any age, size, looks etc say….i’ll be upstairs if you need me?…or can i hold anything for you?

😆

Or “just give me a shout if you want me”:lol:

[MickGeorge]

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I’m sure you could start another post with all the remarks that bring a smile to your faces… like

Besides all the regulars like ..Can I hold it for you.. How would you like me to pay you..etc. had a couple just recently…

I can never get my husband up in the morning…

I often do it in the shower… (cleaning out her T/Drier condenser.. what else?)..

It makes my legs go all wobbly when it vibrates like that!!

Mick

[cornwell40]

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I’ve posted this one years ago but it’s worth another giggle.
‘Nother blonde, me and oppo installing a machine in a newish kitchen where the hoses trailed through the back of two cupboards.
String tied to hoses pulled through back of units.
I’m over the units taking the plug off, my oppo is under the worktop trying to feed the hoses through the small hole in the side of the first unit when said customer chirps up with…
‘If you want me to give anything a tug let me know’ 😯
Cue dull thud as workmate hits his head on the worktop. :rotfl:

Tony C

[arosview]

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I usually wear a uniform when I am out on a call, as many of us do.

A couple of years ago I was in the shop on a Saturday on my day off and I was with my wife and I was wearing “civvies”.

Also in the shop was one of my customers, a rather attractive 30 something. “Hello Mrs ‘C’ ” says I.” She did a double take and then said in a loud voice to the whole shop, “Oh! hello David, sorry I didn’t recognise you with your clothes on” 😳 😳

[funkyboogy]

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when i was an apprentice many ,moons ago
customer came into work shop looking for a energy reg for a cooker..

she pushed her hand towards me showing me the switch…as i took the switch she said ” ive had it off” ive actually had it off a few times..

after struggling to keep my laughter in…i hurried away to find switch…
took a few mins to compose myself…went back towards customer who then started to tell that her husband has had it of a couple times as well…

i then could not control my laughter..i was poorless you know when you really struggled to stop laughing in the 1st place….i could even speak to customer , the tears were running down my face..

i then stumbled of to a workmate who was oblivious as to what was happening….stuffed the switch in his hand and pointed to customer, then ran off..

ally

[Redflame]

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Had one this morning…

…Me walking out of house with wrecked Zanussi Tub – Customer says My god thats a big one !!! (I just smiled & thought of this thread)

[electrofix]

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had one years ago

my mum working in the shop had a customer come in with a hair dryer
she complained the when she turned it on the fan was running but the element was getting too hot

oh my mum said youve got hairs on your fan

well i went crimson with laughter and hid in the back of the shop

Dave

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