Cat washed to death in machine!

[Martin]

This is one of several news items yet to be published on the homepage once Ken sorts out the problems with the server. But here’s the story for you guys anyway…..

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-13557875,00.html

[Ultrazapp]

Re: Cat washed to death in machine!

I went to a job in St Helens once were I had to get a dead cat out of a machine on Hoovercare, the woman was really upset the cat had climbed in for a kip the lady never noticed and put the machine on and went to bed.

It was as stiff as a board when I got there I had to snap a few paws to get the thing out.

I went back some months later to do the annual service the lady had calmed down, she then told me that that she had rung her mate to tell her that that she had killed the familly pet and that it was dead in the machine as was as stiff as a board.

Her mate replied “Why Didn’t You Use Conditioner”

Thats what mates are for!!!!

TRUE STORY. 😆 😆 😆

[Goatboy]

Re: Cat washed to death in machine!

Sky News wrote:Diane Hannon, 42, put the deaf pussy, called Paws, on a full cycle after arguing with her partner.

It sounds like that evil wench did it on purpose 🙁

[cornwell40]

Re: Cat washed to death in machine!

There’s a moral to this story.
Never mention a pussy when the missus has a strop on.
It’ll end in tears :lesson:

Tony C

[gegsy]

Re: Cat washed to death in machine!

cornwell40 wrote:………Never mention a pussy when the missus has a strop on.

😯 Phew I misread it 😆

greg

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