Cheeky bar steward

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  • #52160
    RocketMan
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    I receive a random text on land line – call X number john.

    Thinking it’s a tradesman I’ve already arranged to do some work for me I ring him.

    I call “Johh” to find it’s a customer who wanst his WM fixing…. his conversation started ” yes mate I’m ring bout me washer….””

    I interupted, no fella you’re not doing any ringing, I’m doing the ringing at my expense.

    Oh sorry bout that, I’ve got no credit left on my phone. Have you got any money to pay me???…. long long pause…

    The cheek of it!!!

    #310792
    rolf
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    Re: Cheeky bar steward

    I hate text messages of someone who wants somthing. Bloody freeloaders.

    #310793
    neilsukwg
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    Re: Cheeky bar steward

    I actively encourage customers new and old to text me these days.

    What a time saver, a long winded conversation can be replaced with a quick text in both dirctions, and for those conversations that crop up again and again you can have templates such as Running a bit late. Be there as soon as poss. Regards. Joe Bloggs.
    Customers love it and most mobile packages these days include 4 or 5 hundred free texts per month

    You do get the odd one though that you have to send off for analysis at bletchly park 😕

    #310794
    Penguin45
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    Re: Cheeky bar steward

    Hate text. Kids set up a template on the phone for me which says “Phone Office”.

    Simples.

    Chris.

    #310795
    rolf
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    Re: Cheeky bar steward

    Whats even worse than a standard text is one thats been written by someone from the under 25s catergory.
    May as well be in klingon. jlyajbe’ 😳

    #310796
    robbra
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    Re: Cheeky bar steward

    wotcha meen m8, usanoldy n shud be in bed2nite

    #310797
    Penguin45
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    Re: Cheeky bar steward

    Obllocks…

    :p45:

    #310798
    LJDomestics
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    Re: Cheeky bar steward

    This trade customer service is paramount…..text is for the playground.

    #310799
    neilsukwg
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    Re: Cheeky bar steward

    This trade customer service is paramount…..text is for the playground.

    Don’t quite get the meaning of the above text ?

    #310800
    rolf
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    Re: Cheeky bar steward

    Neil I think he is saying texting is not for him…..I would not worry about it.I get told (obllocks ) I dont quite get the meaning of that. 😉

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