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  • #73106
    kwatt
    Keymaster

    Got this in an email tonight…

    Hi there, I’m hoping you can help me. The lights on my cooker hood have stopped working, the fan is working in all it’s settings but the lights just aren’t happening. I replaced a couple of the bulbs a couple of weeks ago so I know it’s not that.

    I’m in ******, Ayrshire, and my home number is ****************. If you could contact me ASAP I’d be very grateful as I’m quire reliant on the lights especially at this time of year.

    And some people didn’t believe me when I said I’d had this in the past. :rolls:

    Yeah, like your cooker hood lights are the most important thing in the world and, you knew there was a problem before kicking off the week before we all shut down for the holidays.

    My level of sympathy is low at best.

    K.

    #386431
    funkyboogy
    Participant

    Re: Christmas Lunacy

    awe come on ken the pure old chap might not see whats hes stuffing up the birds posterity…

    you could at least send out some old Christmas tree lights so he could wrap round his ……..hood

    lol ally

    #386432
    Martin
    Participant

    Re: Christmas Lunacy

    Ken’s back on the fags again. 🙁

    #386433
    Alex
    Participant

    Re: Christmas Lunacy

    My next door neighbour over the weekend.

    “Can you have a look at my Microwave as the turntable judders as it goes around”

    This is an AEG Combi Built-in. Bought and installed last Feb.

    “How long has it been like it?”

    “Oh since day one, but I want it done for Christmas!”

    “Does it still work?”

    “Yes but when we make our evening drink, the milk spills out of the cups”

    Get this, they are not home Christmas day, out to lunch, but still NEEDS to be done.

    Pensioner of course. Suppose we best cancel a call on a Range cooker with no heat to make room.

    Bah humbug!

    #386434
    funkyboogy
    Participant

    Re: Christmas Lunacy

    yeh their coming out the woodwork this week – 1st call this morning – rangemaster – both gas ovens not working and 3 hobs a bit iffy – and their having 12 for Christmas dinner and this is urgent but their not in during the week as they both work ..
    mmmmmmmmmmmm , can you guess what i said

    #386435
    admin
    Keymaster

    Re: Christmas Lunacy

    funkyboogy wrote:yeh their coming out the woodwork this week – 1st call this morning – rangemaster – both gas ovens not working and 3 hobs a bit iffy – and their having 12 for Christmas dinner and this is urgent but their not in during the week as they both work ..
    mmmmmmmmmmmm , can you guess what i said

    And it hasn’t worked for past 3 months

    Bryan

    #386436
    Alex
    Participant

    Re: Christmas Lunacy

    Just had a Rangemaster with the warming zone not working, and “We need it for Christmas”

    “When did it go wrong?”

    “Oh nearly a Year ago, and last week the main oven kept tripping out, and now we are worried that on Christmas day the trip goes again”.

    He has now gone to Rangemaster to complain that we are not prepared to pre-order & book him for before next week.

    Alex

    #386437
    QUICK FIX
    Participant

    Re: Christmas

    kenny had a job last week in ayrshire for a hood his buttons didnht light up you would have thought there had been a death in family totally unreal also had a 74 year old woman told me to f off to wished i had videoed it

    #386438
    funkyboogy
    Participant

    Re: Christmas Lunacy

    all this for one day .. it never ceases to amaze me that customers wait all year and somehow think we are all sitting about waiting on the phone ringing with a bundle of spares just for them .. what total ass bleep bleep bleep howes …

    im just rehearsing my Christmas eve speech for the 1st twat that calls wanting their cooker fixed asp..

    i may just laugh and hang up .. mmmm

    #386439
    iadom
    Moderator

    Re: Christmas Lunacy

    Customer, “can you fix my washer before Christmas, it is flooding out of the bottom. It’s a Zanussi, I think the model number begins with a Z. It hasn’t been used for a while”.

    Me, ” how long since it was last used”.

    Customer, ” well it’s at least TEN YEARS ” :eeek:

    DOH. :rolls:

    #386440
    bagman
    Participant

    Re: Christmas Lunacy

    Is it just me that enjoys working Christmas eve?

    I’ve had some really really good Christmas eve’s, and I’m not just talking about the money. Everybody’s broke up from work and they’re all happy. Makes for a great day imo.

    #386441
    cornwell40
    Participant

    Re: Christmas Lunacy

    ER…think it’s just you 😉

    #386442
    bagman
    Participant

    Re: Christmas Lunacy

    cornwell40 wrote:ER…think it’s just you 😉


    Looks like you’re right, oh well Happy Christmas to everyone! 😀

    #386443
    admin
    Keymaster

    Re: Christmas Lunacy

    yes..every year, :rolls:
    its the washer,the dryer the dishwaser,the oven the hood thats not workrd for 4 months, all has to be fixed before the BIG DAY..! (THE BIGER THAN NORM… SUNDAY DINNER)festival.

    What a lot of buildup,for…..a big let down….>! :rolls:

    love being with my family…takes us two days to recover from the weeks before ….hand,

    stopped working xmas eve 4yrs ago,best to keep away from the nutters…!

    canufixit

    #386444
    scientist
    Participant

    Re: Christmas Lunacy

    I do a half day Christmas eve up to 1pm…. dressed in my Santa suit!!! Hot but great craic.. and loads of tips. Ahhhh bit of fun for the day thats in it! 🙂

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