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December 17, 2012 at 12:12 am #73106
kwatt
KeymasterGot this in an email tonight…
Hi there, I’m hoping you can help me. The lights on my cooker hood have stopped working, the fan is working in all it’s settings but the lights just aren’t happening. I replaced a couple of the bulbs a couple of weeks ago so I know it’s not that.
I’m in ******, Ayrshire, and my home number is ****************. If you could contact me ASAP I’d be very grateful as I’m quire reliant on the lights especially at this time of year.
And some people didn’t believe me when I said I’d had this in the past. :rolls:
Yeah, like your cooker hood lights are the most important thing in the world and, you knew there was a problem before kicking off the week before we all shut down for the holidays.
My level of sympathy is low at best.
K.
December 17, 2012 at 1:25 am #386431funkyboogy
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awe come on ken the pure old chap might not see whats hes stuffing up the birds posterity…
you could at least send out some old Christmas tree lights so he could wrap round his ……..hood
lol ally
December 17, 2012 at 8:15 am #386432Martin
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Ken’s back on the fags again. 🙁
December 17, 2012 at 9:27 am #386433Alex
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My next door neighbour over the weekend.
“Can you have a look at my Microwave as the turntable judders as it goes around”
This is an AEG Combi Built-in. Bought and installed last Feb.
“How long has it been like it?”
“Oh since day one, but I want it done for Christmas!”
“Does it still work?”
“Yes but when we make our evening drink, the milk spills out of the cups”
Get this, they are not home Christmas day, out to lunch, but still NEEDS to be done.
Pensioner of course. Suppose we best cancel a call on a Range cooker with no heat to make room.
Bah humbug!
December 17, 2012 at 10:48 am #386434funkyboogy
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yeh their coming out the woodwork this week – 1st call this morning – rangemaster – both gas ovens not working and 3 hobs a bit iffy – and their having 12 for Christmas dinner and this is urgent but their not in during the week as they both work ..
mmmmmmmmmmmm , can you guess what i saidDecember 17, 2012 at 2:24 pm #386435admin
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funkyboogy wrote:yeh their coming out the woodwork this week – 1st call this morning – rangemaster – both gas ovens not working and 3 hobs a bit iffy – and their having 12 for Christmas dinner and this is urgent but their not in during the week as they both work ..
mmmmmmmmmmmm , can you guess what i saidAnd it hasn’t worked for past 3 months
Bryan
December 17, 2012 at 2:52 pm #386436Alex
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Just had a Rangemaster with the warming zone not working, and “We need it for Christmas”
“When did it go wrong?”
“Oh nearly a Year ago, and last week the main oven kept tripping out, and now we are worried that on Christmas day the trip goes again”.
He has now gone to Rangemaster to complain that we are not prepared to pre-order & book him for before next week.
Alex
December 17, 2012 at 5:36 pm #386437QUICK FIX
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kenny had a job last week in ayrshire for a hood his buttons didnht light up you would have thought there had been a death in family totally unreal also had a 74 year old woman told me to f off to wished i had videoed it
December 17, 2012 at 8:23 pm #386438funkyboogy
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all this for one day .. it never ceases to amaze me that customers wait all year and somehow think we are all sitting about waiting on the phone ringing with a bundle of spares just for them .. what total ass bleep bleep bleep howes …
im just rehearsing my Christmas eve speech for the 1st twat that calls wanting their cooker fixed asp..
i may just laugh and hang up .. mmmm
December 18, 2012 at 4:21 pm #386439iadom
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Customer, “can you fix my washer before Christmas, it is flooding out of the bottom. It’s a Zanussi, I think the model number begins with a Z. It hasn’t been used for a while”.
Me, ” how long since it was last used”.
Customer, ” well it’s at least TEN YEARS ” :eeek:
DOH. :rolls:
December 18, 2012 at 11:39 pm #386440bagman
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Is it just me that enjoys working Christmas eve?
I’ve had some really really good Christmas eve’s, and I’m not just talking about the money. Everybody’s broke up from work and they’re all happy. Makes for a great day imo.
December 19, 2012 at 12:31 am #386441cornwell40
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ER…think it’s just you 😉
December 19, 2012 at 5:46 pm #386442bagman
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cornwell40 wrote:ER…think it’s just you 😉
Looks like you’re right, oh well Happy Christmas to everyone! 😀December 20, 2012 at 9:28 pm #386443admin
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yes..every year, :rolls:
its the washer,the dryer the dishwaser,the oven the hood thats not workrd for 4 months, all has to be fixed before the BIG DAY..! (THE BIGER THAN NORM… SUNDAY DINNER)festival.What a lot of buildup,for…..a big let down….>! :rolls:
love being with my family…takes us two days to recover from the weeks before ….hand,
stopped working xmas eve 4yrs ago,best to keep away from the nutters…!
canufixit
December 20, 2012 at 10:53 pm #386444scientist
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I do a half day Christmas eve up to 1pm…. dressed in my Santa suit!!! Hot but great craic.. and loads of tips. Ahhhh bit of fun for the day thats in it! 🙂
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