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It must be the time of year or sommat. Got a call t’other day, I knock on door, customer answers ,[ note: customer looking like death warmed up],
”oh come in , excuse me i’ve been up all night with the runs & being sick, so don’t come too close etc”!!!!!! What is wrong with these people, do they think we are immune from their illness, prats!!! Every year I get this : ”oh I’m of work with the flu”, so they take time off work so as not to spread it amongst their work pals but don’t think they can pass it on to us, GITS!
soz rant over thank god for Vicks first defence….
Chris..Re: Customers love to share!
My customers love to share as well, had three excellent bottles of red wine from different customers in past five days. 8)
Jim.
Re: Customers love to share!
😯
They drink wine in Rochdale.
They’ll be eating garlic bread next.Tony C
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cornwell40 wrote:They’ll be eating garlic bread next.
GARLIC BREAD……..Ive tasted it,its the future 😀
Greg
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I think the wine around the Rochdale area is the sort you put on yer chips 😆 😆 😆
Chris..Re: Customers love to share!
You wouldn’t say that if you could see the contents of our bottle recycling bin. Wines from all over the world, I’m one of Laithwaites best customers. 8)
Jim.Re: Customers love to share!
Maybe Jim just charges his customers by the case full 😀 😀 😀 , it could be some kind of currency over there 😆 😆 😆 . I just get snot filled customers sharing their germs 😡 👿 🙁 .
Chris..Re: Customers love to share!
We have lovely customers, to date AFAIR
1xdog
1xcat
1x pc for bits
1x framed picture
8 bottles of wine
1 marrow
tomatoes Lbs
1x Jar of honey (was gorgeous)
1xbetamax VCR
beer
3x mobile phones
1x work boots
1x cooky cop – talking biscuit holder( as seen in The Office)
cassettes
1x CD (from Mike Peters of the Alarm)
£££ esp at XmasThis is based over 10 years not a week 😆
There is also a downside, have been given fleas and germs form places where you wipe your feet on the way out 😀
Greg
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I suppose it depends on the Location.Here in london, we hardly get a very decent person like you mentioning.
Can you not send some nice customers down my way(lool)
I have a friend in Bolton who is a Parking Attendant and he says most people appologise for parking illegaly and promise not to do that again in the future AFTER THEY WERE GIVEN THEIR TICKETS!!!.
I wish that was the case in londonRegards
Omar
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Went to a farm a few years back, just as I was leaving he pulled out a large knife. 😯 Then he went over to the table and from a huge piece of Ham, sliced me a doorstep sized piece of Gammon, “that’ll sort yer tea out tonight, young man”. It was delicous. 8)
Jim.
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gegsy wrote:We have lovely customers, to date AFAIR
1xdog
1xcat
1x pc for bits
1x framed picture
8 bottles of wine
1 marrow
tomatoes Lbs
1x Jar of honey (was gorgeous)
1xbetamax VCR
beer
3x mobile phones
1x work boots
1x cooky cop – talking biscuit holder( as seen in The Office)
cassettes
1x CD (from Mike Peters of the Alarm)
£££ esp at XmasThis is based over 10 years not a week 😆
There is also a downside, have been given fleas and germs form places where you wipe your feet on the way out 😀
Greg
What, no sheep then Gegsy or are you keeping quiet about that????
John
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iadom wrote:…… “that’ll sort yer tea out tonight, young man”.
Shudda gone to specsavers 😆
Greg
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That sounds tasty Jim, but there are some places I go I won’t accept a cup of tea 😡 !You know the sort ,ya pull the washer out & theres old sarnies,knives n’ forks, biscuits & the occasional mouse that died of food poisoning 🙁 just lying there!
Having said all that many moons ago whilst doing a spell of aerial rigging, some old lass asked me & my mate if we wanted a cuppa [mid Jan] ”oh yes says I” only to be greeted not only with a hot cuppa ,but also cake,apple pie & cheese & biscuits, yum yum 😛 🙂 🙂 ! Now them is the sort of customers we want, but might put a strain on the waistline a bit!
Chris..
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