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We have been trying to send a parcel to a customer and after 5 attempts the courier returned the parcel to us. After eventually contacting the customer we received an email request as below. I hope it brightens your day as it did mine.
“Dear sir/madam, thank you for your reply today. I am sorry that this item has been returned to you. I was given no notice and was left unaware of any attempts to delivery to my address. I am disappointed with my postman and am left to doubt their parentage and am inclined to compare them to female genitailia.
The fridge is currently unused and stored in my garage, a blessing in disguise really, as it stops my girlfriend from putting any more cake in her face. Her ever expanding waist line and fat bottom are an on-going concern to me. This is forever a worry and brings me to think of a certain large hoofed, bovine, ungulate farm yard animal.
Please can you re deliver the parcel to:”
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