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Martin wrote:Now can someone explain to me the workings of the female mind so I can figure a another way to deal with this problem 😕
Maybe some of our good lady members would like to answer Martin’s question 😆
Dave.
Look we men have been trying to figure that one out since the dawn of time, a few million years later we’re still no closer to an answer so it’s best just to live with it. 😉
K.
Re: Female logic???
in 42 years of dealing with service calls and the female logic I am still baffled. If you think you cracked it they will only move the goal post.
One company in this area charges £25 to call back on a broken appointment even on guarentee work.Re: Female logic???
I thought it was just me these things happened to.
Had a woman in Gifnock Glasgow on Monday. Now I live some twenty miles from there so phoned her as I was leaving to say my ETA would be in the next two hours. Arrived there to find no one in. Phoned her again on the mobile She explained she did not think I would have been so quick but to hold on as she was only ten minuets walk away. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Re: Female logic???
The way they think is explained by the following…..
My wife got in my van, settled in the seat lowered the sun visor and was shocked to see there was no vanity mirror.
says it all really.
regards
TEDkwatt wrote:Dave, that’s a defo for Ted getting grassed up on Friday night! 😆 😉
Yep 😀
Chestnuts roasting an an open fire……..
Dave.
Re: Female logic???
An international business man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it & out popped a genie.
What is your wish? anything & I will grant it.
Well says the businessman, I have to travel on a regular basis to New York, the thing is I can’t stand flying. Ship is no good either, I get sick. So therefore, can you build me a bridge that will cross the Atlantic, that way I could drive over.
The Genie says that is unrealistic, think of the environmental effects, the logistics of it all and what is the point of all that for one person. Can I ask you to consider another wish?
O.K. said the businessman, try this one. Can you tell me what makes a woman’s mind work?
Alright says the genie, this bridge, do you want 2 lanes or 4?
Re: male logic???
Blokes can be just as illogical. I went to a customer a few months back (a pensioner) after I’d made an AM appointment to fit parts that I’d ordered from my first visit. I turned up at 9:20 AM and had to ring on me mobile to get him out of bed. He opened the door looking not very pleased and in a shirt and his underpants. Here’s the conversation
ME: Hi Mr *** I’ve got the parts to fix your washing machine
HIM: This is most inconvenient.
ME (puzzled) Why?
Him: Can’t you come back later?
ME: Sorry but no, my next job is in the next town. I won’t be able to get back.
HIM: I didn’t know you were going to come this early!
ME: Early? It’s 9:23
HIM: Can you come back another day?
ME: Not really, I said I’d be coming this morning.
HIM: (off-handedly) Come in. This is all very inconvenient. My wife is still in bed.
ME: I don’t need your wife – just access to the washing machine.He then went upstairs leaving me bemused and actually quite p**** off. If I hadn’t already bought parts for his machine I would have walked away and told him to get someone else.
LOL, if that’s the worst you get you’re obviously not doing contract work Andy where customers own your soul and you do as they command! 😉
We should start a nutter customer thread, but call it something nice as it’ll show up on the scrolling front page box. 😈
K.
Re: Female logic???
It’s already inspired me to start a new thread – hang on I’ll post it in the next 5 mins 🙂
Re: Female logic???
For those that saw room 101 last week ,there was a really good example of this ,It goes ..
Woman tells man that the item he wants is on the right hand shelf of the cupboard ,He looks and cannot find it .
He goes back to woman who says “Oh let me look ” she goes to same cupboard ,same shelf and lo & behold its bloody well there!
This happens in my house with alarming regularity
DAF
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