Female logic???

[don]

Re: Female logic???

It starts right from the weddling day. There you are the groom standing in church , she arrives in all her glory, walking down the aisle towards the altar to where you are standing. She is smiling sweetly at you ,but Hey what she is really thinking is “I`ll Alter Him” He He.

Later on you might hear her saying
“What`s mine is mine”
“whats youre`s is mine”
“whats ours is mine”

then to cap it all It`s
“when I`m right I`m right”
“when I`m wrong I`m right”
“when your`e right your`e wrong”

That`s womens logic for you!
Don`t you just love them?
Where are the ladies in this thread?

Regards
Don

[Tinhips]

Re: Female logic???

Don that just about sums it up.

[kwatt]

Re: Female logic???

don wrote:Where are the ladies in this thread?

Hiding. It’s a tough crowd. 😉

K.

[kwatt]

Or they are just tutting a bit and ignoring it, which is more likely. 😉

K.

[Oldtog]

Re: Female logic???

I have a cheery song for my dear lady and all others of a similar vain.

Oh lord its hard to be humble,
when your perfect in every way,
each time I look in the mirror,
i get better looking each day.

And so it goes on, Ted should try it on her indoors with no vanity mirror, ah what a shame.

It winds my missus up each time he he.

Talking about customers, some centuries back I knocked on this old boy’s door, the door was made mainly made out of glass (opaque) so I could see through. Any way, there was no answer so I rang from my mobile and I herd the phone ring from within, so I knew I had the correct address. I could see the old boy through the door doddle into his hallway and as he did I again knocked on the door. He answered the phone and said, hold on a minute there is someone at the door, he opened the door and said hold on a moment there is someone on the phone.

I was agast i was.

OT

[andy_art_trigg]

Re: Female logic???

LOL : I like that one. I was outside a customer’s house a few years back when my mobile rang just as I was about to knock on the door. It was her – enquiring how long I’d be before I got there. “I won’t be long now” I said mischievously as I rattled on the door ;-).

[don]

Re: Female logic???

When they are shopping, they arrive at the checkout purchases are totalled.They then proceed to rummage through handbag / holdall for cheque book or cards muttering things like ” I`m sure it`s in here somewhere”. They know they are going to have to pay, so why not get payment ready when items are being rung into till. Ladies comments please! 😈

Regards
don

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