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[Martin]

Whenever a serious crime is commited the Police seal off the crime scene for detailed forensic examination. Their extensive ‘enquiries’ often lead them to ‘suspects’ homes where even further tests are carried out to find the necessary evidence. Finding bloodstains and murder weapons is their main aim and both locations are subjected to exhaustive analysis.

Almost without exception the assailants attempts at concealing their crime involves burning or washing bloodstained clothing. Scenes of Crime Officers (SOCO’s) go to great pains to examine washing machines and drainage systems. And in the case of washing machines they are removed complete and taken to their foresic lab to be completely stripped down and examined under the microscope.

Manufacturers are consulted to establish how certain machines can be dismantled without causing too much interference to the ‘evidence’. Inner drums removed carefully, sump hoses and filters checked with swabs and syringes. Drain hoses are disected down their entire length in order to remove fibres and that all important DNA sample.

Police Authorities have proverbial heaps of dismantled washing machines logged, sealed and stacked in secret locations throughout the land. A great deal of valuable time and expense has been afforded in order to secure a successful conviction. And to this day washing machines continue to be their primary source!

[maltheviking]

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There’s a joke here some where :rolls:

[bazza500]

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maltheviking wrote:There’s a joke here some where :rolls:

Nah, Martin`s just having another quiet day on the job front.

[Turbo]

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A good case for banning the sealed outer drum I reckon 😉
Graham

[Penguin45]

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Something wrong with an anglegrinder? 😀

:p45:

[kwatt]

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Na Chris, soon we’ll have the “Can Opener” edition of the Hotpoint bearing tool. 😉

K.

[Martin]

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OK guys and since my last report has been ‘rubbished’ try this one…..

Did you know? That ANPR is everywhere these days?

OK….Automatic Number Plate Recognition….lest you didn’t know? Drive into any (and I mean any) motorway service station anywhere in the UK and you are sussed. They have a shot of you and your plate (it only takes a nanosecond). 😯

Ever been into a TESCO supermarket filling station?….There’s a sign on every fuel pump that say’s your numberplate is being checked “sorry for the delay” or words to that effect. Then you look around to see if you can see the tell tale CCTV camera..can’t see one huh?….No and you won’t but they are there in the overhead canopy or the walled uprights as you enter. 😕

What’s it all about then? Bilking is the primary reason as far as the petrol companies and motorway service areas are concerned. That’s ‘driving off without paying’ to you and I. But ultimately the Police and security services can and do hold that information on a central database nationwide. If they wish to track the movements of a vehicle where they know the registration plate, then they simply go to their database and it is flagged up everywhere that vehicle travels. FACT!

It’s like a DNA database for motor vehicles and believe me it has and does bring results. Big Brother is watching, so no bilking please and don’t have nightmares…… 😉

[richardable]

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to all visitors to the police area covered by north wales police.(viet taff) on the borders of this fine country the cops regularly apply the aptly named ARRIVE ALIVE vans, this wonderful van has a high speed camera linked to big brother which reads the vehicle number plate and checks within nanoseconds if it has current road tax, insurance and mot if required. if not, about half a mile down the road marked police cars chase miscreant, neeenaaaw and aprehend!

not guilty m’lud
richard

[gegsy]

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See this is what I don’t get. If you abide by the speed limits and are fully legal, I can’t see the problem. They are only out to get the law breaking,non insured and criminally active scrotes 🙂 which can only be good, can’t it ? 😀
In saying that, Im sure they could find something more pressing to do with their time 😕 😆

Greg

[richardable]

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gegsy, as it looks like you are living/working in our wonderfull north wales you know that when the viet taff aren’t checking driving documents they turn their ARRIVE ALIVE vans into static but cunningly placed speed traps. although motor manufacturers cannot supply an 100{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d} accurate speed indicator in your vehicle THE LAW will prosecute for the driver travelling at 33mph in the 30mph area. 3 points £60.
guilty m’lud
richard

[gegsy]

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Gotta love em bless, was done ages ago coming down a hill out of 40 into 30……….lovely letter asking for £60 and 3 points as I was doing 34mph, aww I bet that twat slept well that night 👿

Greg

[gegsy]

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Arrive Alive so we can fleece you 😥

[richardable]

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dangerous speed….daughter driving from the st davids hotel near hawarden, just got a letter from the viet taff, you were clocked at 33mph, send £60 and offered safe driving course instead of 3points…
33MPH!!!!! I THOUGHT THAT THE VEHICLE MAKERS COULDN’T MAKE A COMPLETELY 100{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d} ACCURATE SPEEDO. what happened to the + or –
10{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}?
richard 😡

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