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Here’s what I believe is a new product on the market that the makers claim cleans both a washing machine and dishwasher clear of limescale, soap deposits and general gunge….??
First I’ve heard of it to be honest, so dunno :con:
http://www.lawsonshop.co.uk/mall/productpage.cfm/Lawson/248020106/49998
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Washing machines and dishwashers always seem clean at first glance. But they are not that clean. During every wash, crucial (often invisible) parts in your machine become tarnished with limescale, soap and dirt deposits. These deposits wear out the parts, causing malfunctions. Not only does this prevent the machine from working, but it also causes other problems, such as: washing that is not clean, washing programmes that take longer, machines that do not heat sufficiently, if at all and/or machines that keep on pumping. The most familiar example of a faulty part is the heating element. Before it finally breaks down, it will not have been working efficiently for a long time. But there are more parts susceptible to dirt deposits. That is why professional wasshing machine and dishwasher engineers always clean the machine completely after repair, to be quite sure that another part does not break down as a result of deposits in the short term.
Now you can prevent malfunctions as a result of deposits by simply cleaning your washing machine and dishwasher every quarter with HG service engineer for washing machines and dishwashers (also used by professional service engineers). Thus you can prevent filters, floats, drainage pipes and other parts that are difficult to reach, from becoming dirty. Rubber joints remain elastic and water resistant, preventing leakage and short circuiting.
Naturally, all the visible parts also become shiny and clean, not only making the machine as new on the inside, but also visibly new on the outside.
UnquoteI’ve been searching for a wonder product for years and now I’ve finally found it.
I and my customers can now sleep at night knowing that the machines I work on (now that I use this product) are cleaner (inside and outside), not tarnished.
Parts that were previously invisible to me have suddenly appeared.
The machine is no longer making clothes dirtier than when I put them in the machine.
That the product will obviously work better than any detergents and so I’ve tossed them all.
That I can now eat off the dinner plates knowing that other detergent caused them not fit to be used.
That even the timer will run faster.
Miracle upon miracle the element is now more than 100{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d} efficient. (saving on power bills.)
That the element will (miracle upon miracle) self repair.
No longer will I leave dirty drainage pipes.
Rubber joints won’t short circuit
All those spares I’ve been carrying I can now throw away as all I need to do is sell cleaning products and I’ll save the world.
Of course I am concerned as to how do I prevent all that new found dirt clogging the machine the first time I use this product.
Ice Mr Penguin/Mr Eskimo?
Sand anyone?
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People don’t ask for facts in making up their minds. They would rather have one good, soul-satisfying emotion than a dozen facts.”
Robert Keith Leavitt“Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.”
Frank ZappaJoke
The Software Manager, The Computer Timer Manufacturer, and a Sales Manager are testing a new washing machine when a solenoid blows.
The software manager says, “I can’t do anything about this – it’s a hardware problem.”
The Computer Timer Manufacturer says, “Maybe if we turned machine off and on again, it would reset itself.”
The Sales Manager says, “Hey, 75{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d} of it is working – let’s ship it!”Re: HG Service Engineer?
The seasoned, battle hardened and somewhat cynical field service engineer puts his head in his hands and goes
“Oh God, not again…..”Chris.
Penguin45 wrote:The seasoned, battle hardened and somewhat cynical field service engineer puts his head in his hands and goes
“Oh God, not again…..”Chris.
fraid so
I’m back
Re: HG Service Engineer?
I reckon UKW should negotiate a bulk purchase of this amazing product for exclusive resale via our Subscribers only network.
As Alexa has discovered, this amazing product will sell itself. Especially if you get some ‘nonce’ walk into your shop and lean on the counter asking about his problematical Indesit W161. He points out he does’nt want to book a service call with you, but simply wants advice?
Perfect scenario, (Ronnie Barker – ‘Open all hours’ would love this opportunity) no need to waste too much time either trying to analyse his washing machine problem, just flop a box of HG Service Engineer on the counter and advise he simply pour half of it in the drum then switch on!….Instant cure for only £5.99 and saves a £50 call-out fee to boot!!!!!!
If you do not possess Ronnie Barkers sales technique, don’t worry as the product ‘sells itself’ , the claims on the packet are substantiated by ‘men in white coats’ after all. :rotfl:
To ‘clinch’ the deal, simply add that since this product came on the market, all your engineers are without work and play darts and sup tea all day long in the workshop out back :rotl:
Re: HG Service Engineer?
Hotperloni engineers all carry appliance descaler which we are pushed to sell to customers “Keeps your machines clean, gets rid of limescale and gunge, madam” £9 per box of 10 applications (£15 for two boxes), the most important part of this miracle powder is that I get £3 per box (£7 for 2).
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