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I Went to a lovely home yesterday was a nice street in a nice part of blackpool when i opened the door i was greeted by black bags full of rubbish a rotten chicken and 3 wheely bins in the kitchen overflow9ng with rubbish there was a dirty nappy in the sink and 4 cat litter trays that i could see all full of shit
the punters machine was not working and when i took a look at the fella his shirt looked like it had never seen a washer it was covered in blood and all sorts of junk and as i watched he flicked fag ash all down his self
before uttering the usual remark of
“excuse the mess just tidying up”
so i was just wondering whats the worst you guys have seen and are any of you as baffled as i to see that these people dont die of some dirty disease?Re: messy houses
Wipe your feet when leaving the building is it. Have had a few my self.
Bill Ellis :scot:
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I once entered someone’s front room and had to step around the dog-turd in the middle of the rug.
The punter didn’t even get out of his chair while I was there, and he just aknowleged the turd (or the fact that I nearly stood in it) with a shrugg 😕
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always have one a week had one last week beko w/m i refuse to work on it have to wipe you your feet when leaving house and was put off haveing my food came home straight to shower
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Years ago, I went to a young couples flat on a notorious preston estate and the kitchen was the absolute pits.
There’s a baby in there (poor little sod) and it was screaming all the way through the call. In the corner of the kitchen was a pile of……well it looked like a bin had been upturned and left there. Among things I could see in the pile were rotten food, nappies, tins etc. Perched on top of this pile was the grill pan mesh with the start of their dinner on it!!! :eeek:
The washing machine was next to the cooker and I’d disturbed them making it.
The machine wasn’t fixed.TC
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personally i just refuse to work in places that are like that based on the fact they may want to live in a health hazard but i dont have to work in one !
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back in the 80s I went to a house late december afternoon zanussi SL report leaking
“can you turn the light on?”
“it dont work” wires hanging out of the ceiling
I kneel down and check the boot ” Ill have to come back when its light” then I run my hand around the bottom of the machine ” ah the carpets all wet around this right hand corner its proberbly your pump”
” Oh no thats where the dog Pi****”
“bye bye”wilf
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“Once upon a time” I was servicing a washer, checked the door seal and found that my fingers were sticky, had a closer look to find I was covered in baby crap. Lazy cow had just been chucking nappies straight into the washer. 😥 🙄
“Once upon a time” I was working in this hovel and I started to itch. The female of the house was standing near to me and I could see her “scalp” moving. She had nicotene up to the elbow. All around the kitchen were slug trails. Looked at her and thought mmmm it must be slugs.
Went home and had a bath in Detol“Self employment the cure to all illnesses”
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Heres one for you.Delivered a TUMBLE DRYER to customer,when we took the dryer in there was no carpet down two ton of washing on the floor a “suite” that required fumigating and believe it or not NO STAIRCASE there was a ladder to get upstairs.When we put the dryer in the kitchen the customer said “thank god the dryer is here we can get the house sorted now”!!!!!!!!!….Unbelievable…….
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