POSH ,MIDDLE,DOLE

[funkyboogy]

im sticking my neck out here but this is my experience .

POSH
they all seem to have photos of their uni yearbook chums in the toilet ,or photos of military/ rugger mates etc ..skying gear lying around and possibly a hockey stick or 2

DOLE – no carpet or toilet paper , plenty of fag cartons , flat screens tvs and tablets of qvc , baseball bat behind front door

MIDDLE
nice toilet normally with candle burning away , nicely decorated , nice mirror and a futuristic water fall feature sink – with fancy soap dispensers.

ps is it just me but why do i fell the need to whistle when i go to customers toilet ? ..

lol ally

[Martin]

Re: POSH ,MIDDLE,DOLE

funkyboogy wrote:ps is it just me but why do i fell the need to whistle when i go to customers toilet ? ..

Your parents taught you well Ally. Tip: Strike a match if you take a dump in there. 😉

[funkyboogy]

Re: POSH ,MIDDLE,DOLE

im to profesional for that martin . a quick pee for me

reminds me of the time gregor took a dump in a customers toilet – whilst pulling his trouser up he thought he would grab the air freshner with his other hand and start spraying it up in the air ..

after about 30 seconds he realized he had picked up spray foam gif he was was now like a snow man along with everything else in toilet …that will teach him

[Martin]

Re: POSH ,MIDDLE,DOLE

Reminds me of an incident I was called to deal with back in 1972 whilst working for Hotpoint.

I was a Field Supervisor based in the Reading region which included Gerrards Cross and the Chalfonts (trust me that is a posh area)….. I was called by my Regional Service Manager to go immediately to this posh gaf in Gerrards Cross where our engineer (who had covered that area well for a good many years). Apparently he had had a ‘falling out’ with his customer after she refused to allow him the use of her downstairs ‘cloakroom’. Under protest he (desperate for a pee) stood in her kitchen, opened the dishwasher door and peed into it in full view of her…..! He then got in his van and tried to leave but she refused to open the electric gates at the end of her drive. He just sat there blocking the driveway waiting for me to call by.

When I got there he just smiled and handed me his van keys. He was a good mate of mine that just lost it dealing with the sort of customers in that area for all those years. To say he was ‘pi$$ed off’ was an understatement. He quit there and then and went on to become (of all things) a successful owner of a chain of dry cleaners. And I got the chance to swap my old van for his brand new one. So we both benefited from that dramatic incident. The posh customer never took the issue further and I don’t know to this day whether she ever used her dishwasher again.

[funkyboogy]

Re: POSH ,MIDDLE,DOLE

bit of a john cleese moment – i think everyone should be allowed to do that once or twice .

ist time ever i got refused the other day – she was a serial complainer her beko is only 15 months old bla bla bla

i asked if i could use loo on the way and but she said no – as she had contractors in before and the peed on her carpet

i just smiled said whatever and walked out .. id had enough of her moaning by that time – i bet the the other guys peed on her carpet just to piss her off as well

she may have a wait the next time she calls ..

[Martin]

Re: POSH ,MIDDLE,DOLE

We should start a new thread entitled : “What made you walk?” In fact I know I have more than enough experience in that area to start that myself….so I will. 😉

[lee8]

Re: POSH ,MIDDLE,DOLE

Classic 😆

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