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when you say ” my knees are sore today ”
they say ohh have you not got knee pads
yes i freekn have — they dont stop your knees from being sore ahhhh
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punters not bothering to use the search button and read..Then say theres none with the same fault..Me knowing theres hundreds .. Lazy sods
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notes on job sheet — no parking restrictions EH1 city centre
yeh right ya freekn chancer
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When they order a washing machine which you don’t stock. you ring them to say when it’s coming in and they say ” we couldn’t wait so we bought one from Curry’s.” So why didn’t you tell us?
Don
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been there don
or they book a repair we narrow it down to 3 hour slot
when you get there – no one in
they normally find were really really busy when they want to reschedule
its funny as you never get no access when you going to fit a part
the thing that gets me is – if you were not to show up they would be going mental
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hotpoint dryer recall customers
“ill bet your getting a lot of these”
” will this stop them going on fire “
” oh i thought it was a small part your changing “
” i booked this a year ago you know ”
me — ahhhhhhhhh
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When you have fixed a fault. ‘Nothing else can go wrong now can it?’. My usual response is raised eyebrows.
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Do you have to work on many of these? (yesterday with a customer with the lastest Beko side by side fridge freezer with an ice maker fault) nooooo not at all sir!!!! 😆
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CALL BOOKED AND CONFIRMED BETWEEN 1 AND 5 PM
you arrive about 3 – customer says i was just about to call and see where you are
me yeh ok why ?
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“You don’t do that… are you sure you don’t do that?”
K.
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“Are you sure that’s the right one”?
Nope it’s the wrong one. I just want you to waste your time and fuel so you have to come back.
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is this your last job 5.30 pm
— nawe ive just started
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When you have to order a part the instant question, “how long will it be ?”
Even after 40 odd years I still can’t resist standing there like the angler with the ‘one that got away’. Both hands apart approximating the length of said part saying “about that long” . 😈Re: questions- answers that make you want to slap people lol
After paying bill for £60 at 1:30pm: Have you finished for the day now?
No, I have another four calls booked so far.
Oh, you must have a long day then (probably thinking this guy must be filthy rich – failing to appreciate the costs of running a business and the unpredictability of our workload from one day to the next).
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“My husband thinks it needs new BUSHES”
“I bet you’ve seen some right sights” (standing in a sh*thole house with holes in the doors and ceiling)
“I always keep my oven clean” (opening door to see an assortment of charcoal chips on the base)
Me “what make is the machine?” customer “its a Berko, no a L&G no wait, its a…. I’m sorry I dont know, my wife uses it.”
“You said you’d ring me” me – “I did, your phone was engaged for 2 hours” cust – “oh yeah, I was on the phone to my sister in Ireland”
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