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Re: Snobby Geits!!!
maltheviking wrote:We have all had em 😥 Once had a tart ask me to take off me boots and put a pair of slippers on before I went into the house, I asked if they were steel toe capped 😥 then told her I rather keeps my boots on as they were cleaner than my socks :rolls: sense of humour failure with that one.
I have customers with titles who are real gentlemen and ladies, even had a cup of coffee made for me by a Lord.
The real pain in the ars8s are the so called middle class that have got themselves there through fair means or foul, usually the latter, Merc in the driveway and nowt in the fridge :rolls: oh and don’t forget the blond gold digger if you need to see a right bit8hThats so true.. the country pile with triple barrel name types are usually great customers, half a dozen springer spaniels running riot, horsey gear strewn all over over the kitchen floor, you can make as much mess as you want! just like i behave at home.
Re: Snobby Geits!!!
bagman wrote:
Had an Earl make me a sandwich once,
😆 I take it you were playing cards with him quite a few years back, in Kent.
Mike.Re: Snobby Geits!!!
We have Bear Grylls mother as a regular customer – she has an estate about 3 miles from us. Very slow, deliberate, plum – in – mouth talking; lots of “Ah, Mr Steve……how’s Mrs Steve?” then asking me if I can repair stuff in her Kensington flat that Sir Michael Grylls her husband owned when he was alive and sat in the House Of Lords. She is the archetypal English toff, but she’s a lovely lady living in a different world. Not snobby or awkward at all.
I have to say Bear Grylls makes a good cup of tea; it’s weird to have someone that you see on the telly doing everyday things like making tea for you. “Another cup Steve?” ” Thanks, 2 sugars…. and hold the newts……!” 😀Steve.
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James Bolam came into our shop now and then, he owns a henry vac and a dc07. lol.
as he was leaving he said seeya again, i said… only if your H.A.P.P.Y , just give a little grin and walked, amazing how they look their age when not in make up though.
Had a transvestite came in one saturday morning 9:10am,Real tall, first customer of the day, i was still half asleep, high heels on, long tight jogging type pants, leapord print top and a long blonde wig, 3 tonne of make up.
Must of been about 50 yr old, man bits were pulled right under and petruding at the rear like he had just had a huge shyte in hes pants.
Then he/she/it said “do you have a 2 gang blank”.Seriously my ribs were aching for days.
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I got to fix Eric Claptons Gagganau oven on his yacht in Sotogrande Harbour, Southern Spain. 😆
Been to several Russian mafia guys washing machines in Marbella.
And one Real Madrid players dishwasher in Puerto Banus.
Plus hundreds of middle class cockney knobs. 🙁
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