times are hard

[wilf]

just had customer ring two dryers not working how much do you charge etc
“Well I dont have any money at the moment would you mend one and I’ll give you the other one as payment?”

“Sorry cant help you there ring me when your more flush”

five minutes later…….”Do you know anyone that buys dryers?”

hard times or what?

wilf

[Martin]

Re: times are hard

wilf wrote:hard times or what?

No, just another twat on the sponge. :rolls:

[timdowning]

Re: times are hard

Had a chap phone Saturday 1pm, pleading poverty. Can you repair the machine this afternoon and invoice my landlord for the money. Ive got no money until the Tax credit comes in on Tuesday.

I said I can’t make it until Tuesday anyway, plus you will have to pay me and get the money back of your Landlord!

He then says, ‘Do you take US dollars?’
I say, ‘No.’

He says’ Ive got loads of US dollars as Im going to America for two weeks.’

He dosen’t know the meaning of poverty!! Waster!!

(Never did get the job.)

[Seamy]

Re: times are hard

Had the same a few days ago, lady saying her Indesh1t is done & will I buy it for parts

[spanner51]

Re: times are hard

Today I had a call from some guy who had bought a new washing machine, and would I like to purchase his old one. So I said I would collect it, but he would have to pay me to take it. That shut him up

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