Wee Small Hours

[kwatt]

I did the boarding passes. Like, a few mins ago.

I got a bot more ballsy with them us the text below. Essentially I thought, “Sod it, I’m done being apologetic and sh1t…”

If they don’t like it, sod ’em.

I think we and everyone else should all chill the feck out and have fun with it.

K.

Thank you for your registration for the Whitegoods Conference, we really do look forward to seeing you there.

Attached you will find you boarding pass that confirms your attendance, please print this off or have it on your phone or tablet so we can scan it on your arrival as it really helps us speed things along for you.

We hope you have a great time and that you find the event both as fun, interesting and informative as these conferences normally are.

If you have attended before you will be aware that we do not have a preset agenda and that there are a number reasons for this. The main reasons being that it’s really not good form to tell you what’s going to happen on the day as it spoils the surprise/s and, some of what we are to discuss is driven by news as late as early this week.

We can tell you that we will be discussing the future of the appliance industry in general, the future of the service side of the industry, new legislation set to bring yet more misery to our industry and we’ll explain why that is, new court processes that may affect you, why there is a shortage of engineers and a bunch of other things that we hope will entertain you and provoke some thought. There might even be some twists and surprises along the way, perhaps.

If you have any points you want discussed or raised please let us know as, if we possibly can accommodate a discussion then we are more than happy to look into it for you.

We will also be attempting some tongue-(firmly)-in-cheek sketches to illustrate some issues, something we’ve never attempted before and, so far as we know, nobody ever has at a meeting for this industry. But, we do like to keep it fresh, go where others fear to tread and to try out new things, be unique, entertain and amuse. So we will.

We hope that everyone enjoys the show.

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