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Re: Independent Services (DA) Ltd
they very good use them as main wp, never had problem with payment etc good bunch of people… all ways helpful not like some (gbdar)lol
Re: Another joke.
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her
return,her father cussed her. “Where have ye been all this time?
Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn’t ye call? Can ye
Not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?The girl, crying, replied, “Sniff, sniff…. dad…. I became a
prostitute….”“Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You’re a
Disgrace to this family.”“OK, dad…. as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this
luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a
Savings certificate for $5 million. For me little brother this gold
Rolex
And for ye daddy the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible
that’s
parked outside plus a membership to the country club…. (takes a
breath)…. an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my
new yacht in the Riviera,and….”“Now what was it ye said ye had become?” says dad.
Girl, crying again, “Sniff, sniff…. a prostitute dad!
Sniff, sniff.”“Oh! Be Jesus!…. Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said
‘a Protestant’.
Come here and give yer old man a big hugRe: Another joke.
Is this really what it is like ??????? The Afterlife A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long and very happy life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, “Mary. Mary.” “Is that you, Fred?” “Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.” “What’s it like?” “Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off round the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again.” “Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven.” “Not exactly, I’m a rabbit in Suffolk.”
Re: Has it gone a bit quiet or is it just me?
mega busy over this way cant keep up wiv it all having to work 7 days a week hope it stays like this forever, but will die off soon so just enjoyin it while it lasts
Re: Another joke.
A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.The Wal-Mart Greeter said, “Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no they ain’t. The oldest one’s nine and the other one’s six. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”I’m neither blind nor stupid”, replied the Greeter. “I just couldn’t believe you got laid twice “
Re: Another joke.
A man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife
sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.
“What was that for? He asks.
“That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket
with the name Mary Ellen written on it,” she replies.
“Don’t be silly, ” he says “Two weeks ago when I went to
the races. Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on”.
His wife seemed satisfied at this and apologized.
Three days later he’s again sitting in his chair reading
when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out
cold.
When he comes around he asks, “What was that for?”
“Your f*#kin’ horse phoned!”Re: Bluetooth or Handsfree?
smart radio martin were u get one them from and price mite put them in the lads vans
Re: commercial appliances
been trying to look into getting into doing commercial appliances for while now, any infomation on comercial appliance repair? would be 8)
Re: Another joke.
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife’s bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents. “When we were to be married,” she said, “my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.” The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only really been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness. “Honey,” he said, “that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?” Oh,” she said, “that’s the money I made from selling the dolls.
Re: Another joke.
An Australian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian Barmaid. As she takes his order, a Foster’s, she notices his accent. Over the course of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 to sleep with him. As she is travelling around the world and is short of funds, she agrees. The next night the guy turns up again. Again he orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. She remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree. This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in again orders Fosters but goes and sits in the corner. The barmaid thinks that if she pays him more attention then, maybe she can shake some more cash out of him. So she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he’s from in Australia. “Melbourne”, he tells her. “So am I. What suburb?” she enquires. “Glen Iris” he replies. “That’s amazing,” she says excitedly, “so am I what street?” “Cameo Street” he replies. “This is unbelievable………” she says, her voice quavering; “What number?” “Number 20”, he replies. She is totally astonished. “You are NOT going to believe this, she screams, “but I’m from number 22! My parents still live there!” “I know…” he says, “Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you”. HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN, THINKS AUSTRALIAN!
Re: Another joke.
Paddy’s doing well on “Who wants to be a Millionaire”.
He’s got £500,000. Chris Tarrant asks him the big question for 1 Million quid.
“Paddy, for £1 million, who was the great train robber?
Was it – A, Ronnie Barker; B, Ronnie O’Sullivan; C, Ronnie Corbett; or was it D, Ronnie Biggs?”
Paddy say’s “Oi’ll take de money please, Chris.”
Chris reminds him that he still has his 3 life lines left.
Paddy again say’s “Nope, Oi’ll take de money please, Chris”
“You don’t want to phone a friend?” says Chris.
“No t’anks, Oi’ll take de money – foinal answer.”
“OK” says Chris, looking bemused. “Give him a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen, Paddy goes away with £500,000! However,
before you go you’ll obviously want to know what the answer was, Paddy.”Paddy said “No, yer alroight, Oi knew de answer anyway, t’anks Chris”
“You knew it anyway… Are you mad?!?!” asks Chris, “Are you mentalal?!?!”
Paddy says, “Oi moight be mental Chris, but Oi’m no feckin grass!”
Re: recalls
it ended up to be leaking on lokring that i had fitted was on r134a so just refitted new dryer and better lokrings regasssed sorted .
as for recall never had to return to the same job with same fault that had already been completed we give usual 12 month warranty on all work. we book the calls take as much details of the customer as possible then wiv the help off net and this site find out as much as possible about machine and said fault, we dont go out until we have spares to fix it even if it means having to take more than will be needed. it works for us and our 1st fix rate is 92{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}, our customers would perfer to wait for us to be able to complete the job on first visit so we not wasting time and money returning to same fault and keeps customers happy.
