Christmas Bash 2004

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Re: Christmas Bash 2004

Although our little community is not very old we are already starting to see the formation of ritualistic tradition which I suppose can only be expected.

I do of course refer to the anceint and well practiced art of
‘Doning The Laundry’

As preformed by our official master of ceremonies Mr. Kevin Heath, abley assisted by our site creator Mr Ken Watt

This noble ritual was once again demonstrated in its’s full magnificence and splender by it’s creator and originator.

The ritual entail’s the presentation of a mysterious package to our master of ceremonies mid way through the festivities. Who then (with raised eyebrows to feign supprise) proceeds to open and examine the contents of the mysterious package, which is then revealed to be an item of laundry.

We now reach the most critical stage of the ceremony, where the laundry is very closley examined by our illustrious practicioner for both fragrence and sanitation.
I must point out that at this point of the ceremony congregation participation is crucial and is demonstrated by the ability to retain control of the retching reflex.

After full quality control examinations have been concluded along with the facial expressions and contortions of our officinardo, the Laundry is finally and offically Doned on the pate of the celebrant to the rapturous applause and laughter of the congregation. Mr. Heath then proceeds to make himself available for photographs, autographs and alcohol

Del 😆

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