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Been to some unhealthy dumps in my time but whilst crouching (no kneeling clean trousers) looking at a machine today I noticed a maggot pupae on the worktop amongst all the other filth 😯
how do they live like that.
Dirty pleeders.Re: Dirty Gertie from no 30
I had one a few months back. A call where the inlet hose was leaking. House was a bit of a $h!thol£ but I carried on regardless. The weird thing was the hose was leaking in the middle, not at either end. Anyway, I changed over the hose & as I was testing it, the man of the house, an African gentleman, asked what was the cause of the leak. I pointed out the problem. He looked & calmly announced:
“Oh, that’ll be the rat.” 😯
Oh thats ok then. For a moment I was worried it might be something serious. 👿
T0$$£r$!
Re: Dirty Gertie from no 30
That reminds me of the time i called to a vented dryer not heating!!
went to check vent hose and jumped six foot in the air 😯 3 mice nesting in the hose amongst the fluff 😮 they ran out and went behind the fridge.
Chap said “thats always happening” 😐Re: Dirty Gertie at number 30
Had a call a few months ago to a top of the range Siemens F/F, huge M/C in a house full of Somali`s.
Under warranty with a compressor rogered. :rolls:
Too many cock roaches for me, had to ring office to refuse repair as they don`t pay me for those conditions.
Had to return after Social Services (Who supplied appliance) arranged for pest removal.
Pest removal though didn`t do a good job though, the pests where still there, but at least the roaches had gone.
What I don`t get is why if you`ve left a third world s99 hole do they still live as if there still there.
I guess the third world is a crap hole cos they like it. 😥
Re: Dirty Gertie at number 30
Must be my lucky month,call from pensioner saying his machine won’t empty but he blames himself as he washed his incontinece pants and they have blocked it up
😯
it’s still full of water and I can’t go untill Friday 😯 8O.Re: Dirty Gertie at number 30
spimps wrote:Must be my lucky month,call from pensioner saying his machine won’t empty but he blames himself as he washed his incontinece pants and they have blocked it up
😯
it’s still full of water and I can’t go untill Friday 😯 8O.Are you sure its just water? 😆
Re: Dirty Gertie at number 30
A1TEC wrote:
spimps wrote:
Must be my lucky month,call from pensioner saying his machine won’t empty but he blames himself as he washed his incontinece pants and they have blocked it up
😯
it’s still full of water and I can’t go untill Friday 😯 8O.Are you sure its just water? 😆
Bloming washing basket will be filling up by the time I get there Friday,surgical gloves,mask,overalls and he’ll get a hefty bill for this one.Re: Dirty Gertie at number 30
washermanuk wrote:Smear some vic under your nose matey that helps!!! :hmm:
Think his name is Vic 😉
Many moons ago used to look after the machines at Butlins when they were running their nappy service,was like tear gas working in there on a warm day.Re: Dirty Gertie at number 30
worst one I had was a hotpoint dishwasher with reported strange fault,
another African tenant anyway took control panel off, removed pcb & discovered……………………….cockroach nest in the pcb holder!!!!!
lifted out the pcb & a range of cockroaches in different sizes appeared.
I came over all a quiver!!!dave
Re: Dirty Gertie at number 30
Davecas wrote:worst one I had was a hotpoint dishwasher with reported strange fault,
another African tenant anyway took control panel off, removed pcb & discovered……………………….cockroach nest in the pcb holder!!!!!
lifted out the pcb & a range of cockroaches in different sizes appeared.
I came over all a quiver!!!dave
I worked Southern Spain for a few years, most of the PCB failures of hobs were Cockroaches.
Had a few the worst was a rental house, intergrated wd needed a drain hose, pulled it out to find a large dead rotting rat between the wooden blocks they had propted it up on!!
Also pulled two jonnies out of two seperate m/c’s in the last month niether wife looked to pleased, that made two of us
Re: Dirty Gertie at number 30
Well Incontinenta Buttocks didn’t turn as bad as was expected,second job of the day after calling on “the Queens Champion” ( a retired lt colonel whose family are responsible for protecting the honour of the Queen,an absolute gent!)was to the festering residue which had been fermenting for 3 days 8O.
Again great folks so no problem in the end.
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