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  • #165853
    iadom
    Moderator

    Re: “Ooooh Matron” ?

    I know that in the past bazil has had a few arguments with former employees. I never checked on his website before but he has now posted an e-mail address that led me to check out his web site.

    http://www.ukwhitegoods.co.uk/modules.p … ic&t=41202

    I know we deal in appliances but come on, :rolls: 😯 😆

    #165854
    johnmac11
    Participant

    Re: “Ooooh Matron” ?

    I thought his sideline was well known by all, did it make you blush Jim 😆

    From what I have heard through the grapevine he makes a few bob out his alternative appliance website…..


    John

    #165855
    iadom
    Moderator

    Re: “Ooooh Matron” ?

    I may have heard about it before, and forgot. 😳

    To tell the truth I am heavily into p.ron ATM. 😆

    I have done beta testing for NTL/Virgin Media for several years now. Beta testers get new software on their set top boxes to check out for problems etc before its released to the general public. Totally unpaid but I enjoy doing it and find it interesting.

    For the past few months a select, secret band of the beta testers have been using a new type of V+ STB, every so often the chap running the tests asks us to try out certain things and report back.

    Earlier today he asked us to check out a fault that had come up on the Pay Per View A.DULT 😳 On Demand services.

    I have had to select and ‘purchase’ a number of ex rated programmes to check on various faults in the listings and purchasing side. My box did not display the fault as yet but at 20.00hrs, 22.0 hrs and at 23.50 hrs I am now going to get an on screen prompt to tell me that Amanda ex,ex,ex or Polish P***y is due to start. 😯

    The thing is that at this time of the night the missus is watching all of her programmes. 😆

    I don’t actually have to pay for these, as its a beta test I have a special account for the box and all the On Demand is free, that is a bonus as I can also watch over 500 films free of charge. Watched the Dark Knight on Saturday, was not blown away by it TBH but it was free. 🙂

    BTW. If any of you are Virgin Media customers please keep this under your hat, although some details of this new box have leaked out, its still on a need to know basis. 😉

    Jim.

    Just a thought, why do they still call them set top boxes, how the hell would you get one on top of a flat screen TV. ❓ 😆

    #165856
    Penguin45
    Participant

    Re: “Ooooh Matron” ?

    “ayupyabugga”…….. Bit naughty?

    Chris.

    #165857
    don
    Moderator

    Re: “Ooooh Matron” ?

    I thought it may be when I saw it on the homepage, now reading it again in your post I would so, ay up ya bugga very very naughty IMO.

    #165858
    iadom
    Moderator

    Re: “Ooooh Matron” ?

    Another one tonight, ‘coppercox’ likely to be a PC Cox but not very nice.

    Jim.

    #165859
    kwatt
    Keymaster

    Thing is, it’s not indecent really.

    I see some of them as creative and a bit tongue in cheek, a la “Carry On”, more than deliberate attempts to be nasty.

    K.

    #165860
    iadom
    Moderator

    Re: “Ooooh Matron” ?

    And the spelling is not provocative. 🙂

    #165861
    iadom
    Moderator

    Re: “Ooooh Matron” ?

    Does THIS guy think we are all stupid or what. :rolls:

    #165862
    don
    Moderator

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    The Whirlpool thread and Brodders etc with handbags at five paces getting a little personal. I have edited a little bad language.

    CookieMonster posted up a good post which may diffuse the situation. Is it best to let it ride and see what happens or jump in and nip it the bud?

    Don

    #165863
    iadom
    Moderator

    Re: “Ooooh Matron” ?

    New member with a strange username…’shagty’ 😥

    It is however a legitimate if rather unfortunate surname. 😯 😆

    Hmm, it even gets past the forum filters. 8)

    Jim.

    #165864
    iadom
    Moderator

    Re: “Ooooh Matron” ?

    How long will it be before lee8 spots THIS and sticks his oar in. :rolls:

    Jim.

    #165865
    kwatt
    Keymaster

    About 30 seconds after seeing it.

    K.

    #165866
    Jackal
    Participant

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    If Lee8 had a second brain cell, it would die of loneliness.

    #165867
    iadom
    Moderator

    Re: “Ooooh Matron” ?

    In case Oliver ( Higher-water-level ) tries to find out, it was “me wot dun it guv”. 🙂

    He has started to get on my nerves a little so I thought I would mix him a bottle. 😉

    I did change delerious to delicious in a moment of madness although I have not owned up to it. 😆

    Jim.

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