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Re: “Ooooh Matron” ?
Who rattled his cage…Advice to public :rolls:
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Yes.
He’s being a total knob end, forgets to mention that he’s broke it three times, there’s been about six calls and we suspect he has an extended family. Plus, it’s a CI555.
Front weight, two bust on delivery… what can you do?
As for not working since 20th Feb, complete twaddle. But I can hardly go on and just paint him to be a liar.
K.
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Seems like Oliver (higher water level ) and Quickwash are betrothed.
Has UKWG’s become a dating agency?
Engaged 😯
Jim.
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I am a bit flabbergasted.
Let me recover from the shock.
And, if it’s not too un-PC, to lobby for regulation on breeding regulations, again.
K.
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Not sure about anyone else but Oliver ( Higher water level ) & Quickwash are really starting to get on my nerves.
I have split their last few posts into a new thread, hopefully they will get the less than subtle message. 👿Jim.
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It is not just you Jim, me also.
I wonder what kind of life they have when they talk to each other constantly via a forum, they are probably both on the same couch with their laptops waiting for one to post so the other can send a reply 😆 and the obsession with Miele is bordering on madness.
We need to get them to post the wedding pictures for a laugh!!!
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Was this ever resolved, surely someone would have been able to come up with a user manual, not sure what the second postee has poked his/her nose in for though. :rolls:
Cancel that, just seen your post K.
Bloody :stir: who needs em. 👿
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These days, people have no patience and don’t bother to ask.
So far as I am aware he wanted a manual like yesterday which, as I have rightly said has been asked for on one or two occasions and as it wasn’t instantly available got all huffy.
I then found it on a drive somewhere when David asked me about it as I knew where to go looking.
I’ll make it downloadable to save being asked again.
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kwatt wrote:
I then found it on a drive somewhere
Now I know its time for bed, for a brief moment I thought you meant you had found a hard copy on a drive to a house. 😳 😆
Night, night. :clown:
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Just couldn’t help myself…S**t stirrer 😆
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I have just deleted a post by ‘raw’ in the ‘another joke’ thread.
A little to coarse bearing in mind the varied make up of the trade members, and it isn’t very funny.
a hippy gets on a bus and sits next to a nun just behind the bus driver, he is turned on by her habit and then asks her for sex, the nun offcourse refuses and gets off the next stop.
the busdriver then tells the hippy that he knows a way he can use to fool the nun into having sex with him so he asks the driver how.
Busdriver-‘well iknow she goes to pray at the local church yard two times a night, 1st at 9pm then at midnight, now if you wear white robes and cover yourself in glow in the dark powder you can fool her into thinking you are God and sleep with her’ the hippy thanks him and leaves
That night he turns up in white robes and covered in glowing powder he surprises the nun who is kneeling in prayer
Hippy-‘i am your God , i have heard your prayes, i will answer them all tonight but you have to have sex with me first’
so the nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she can preserve her virginity and the hippy agrees ,bends her over and fucks her when he is done he jumps up and pulls his mask off and say ‘haha! i am the hippy from the bus’
the nun jumps up, pulls her mask off and says’ ha!ha! i know i am the bus driver’Jim the prude. 🙂
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