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wsts wrote:could be a thermal cut-out gone, have swapped a couple of those in recent weeks with exactly the same symptoms.
Power off if you are to investigate yourself or use the engineer link below if in any doubt.
Greg
Re: Another joke.
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.
The coroner calls in the police to tell them what has happened.
“Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, inspector”, says the Coroner regarding the first body.
Second body:” Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.” said the Coroner regarding the second body. The Inspector asked,” What of the third body?”
“Ah,”says the coroner,” This is the most unusual one: Big Seamus O’Quinn from Donegal, 30, struck by lightning.”
“Why is he smiling then?” inquires the Inspector.
“Thought he was having his photo taken.”, replied the Coroner.
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Sean Connery is sitting in his office when suddenly several books fall and hit him on the head.He attends hospital as a precaution, where he is asked by the doctor, “What exactly happened?”
Sean replies, “I’m no’ sure, but I’ve only got my shelf to blame!!
Re: Another joke.
In the year 2006 , the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in
England and said, “Once again, the earth has become wicked and
over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me .
Build another Ark and save two of every living thing, along with a
few good humans.”He gave Noah the CAD drawings, saying, “You have 6 months to build
the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40
nights.”Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his
yard but no Ark.“Noah!” He roared, “I’m about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?”
“Forgive me, Lord,” begged Noah, “but things have changed. I needed
Building Regulations Approval. I’ve been arguing with the Fire
Brigade about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbours claim that I
should have obtained planning permission for building the Ark in my
garden because it is development of the site even though in my view
it is a temporary structure. We had to go to appeal to the
Secretary of State for a decision.Then the Department of Transport demanded a bond be posted for the
future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions,
to clear the passage for the Ark’s move to the sea. I told them that the
sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.Getting the wood was another problem. All the decent trees have Tree
Preservation Orders on them and we live in a Site of Special
Scientific Interest set up in order to protect the spotted owl. I
tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to
save the owls but no go!When I started gathering the animals, the RSPCA sued me. They
insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the
accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to
put so many animals in a confined space.Then the County Council, the Environment Agency and the Rivers
Authority ruled that I couldn’t build the Ark until they’d conducted
an environmental impact study on your proposed flood. I’m still
trying to resolve a complaint with the Equal Opportunities Commission on how
many BMEs I’m supposed to hire for my building team. The trades
unions say I can’t use my sons. They insist I have to hire only CSCS
accredited workers with Ark-building experience.To make matters worse, Customs and Excise seized all my assets,
claiming I’m trying to leave the country illegally with endangered
species.So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to
finish this Ark.”Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow
stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, “You
mean you’re not going to destroy the world?”“No,” said the Lord. “Looks like the Labour government beat me to
it.”Re: Football
Liverpool v Arsenal
Carling Cup Q/F
AnfieldTuesday, December 19, 2006
Kick-off: 7.45pm
iadom wrote:Is there something with this code error that is preventing me from altering my avatar, tried to change it last night but it failed, tried to revert to the old one and it choked on that as well. 😥 [Jim.
Would appear so Jim http://www.ukwhitegoods.co.uk/modules.p … 389#112389
Greg
Re: The case of the missing avatar.
Hi Don
I know Ken has been having some permission problems with the new server,hence that flipping spam nightmare in Reviews :rolls: whether thats related to your problem, only Ken will be able to tell you 😀Greg
Re: White Knight CL767 Manual needed
Hi
The key to safe washing and drying of clothes is to adhere to the tag on each garment. 🙂
You may find here helpful http://www.ukwhitegoods.co.uk/modules.p … age&pid=51 😉Greg
Re: White Knight CL767 Manual needed
Hi Blod
I noticed the lack of download info.
What info did you need? because someone on here may be able to help you 😀Greg
Re: White Knight CL767 Manual needed
Hi
An email here spares@crosslee.co.uk may prove productive. 😀Greg
Re: Tradeplace.com
Ok iis back to not showing diagrams and slow yet again. Don’t need it arsing about this time of year. Anybody else having fun over the past week to date?
Greg
Re: Bosch WFP 3201GB/01
nationalhomecare wrote:Definetly DON’T turn it upside down!! 😯
Its an ongoing joke, ignore them 😆
If it is the model with an end cap then what Chris suggested is correct. All you need is those brushes and a soldering iron.
GregRe: neff fan oven help please!!
Hi
If you can get a model number (usually around oven aperture) then I can look at diagram for you.Greg
Re: whirlpool dishwasher ADP 4501 flashing 8 times
Hi
Sorry for delay. Remove and clean filters, then before putting them back, look inside recess where filters were and at app 3 o’clock position, there is a roundish unit. carefully clean that thoroughly but do not poke anything through its grill as you may puncture its diaphragm.Re assemble and test.Greg
