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Re: 3 problems with my bosch dishwasher!
Hi
Ok No1 – Check to see if the seal that seals the flap to the dispenser is intact/ still there, IIRC it is inserted into the inner of the lid.No2 – Maybe a damged button frame p/no 087791 – £7.20 +VAT etc or selector unit p/no 095484 – £47.20 +VAT etc, an inspection will confirm.
No3 – Sounds like an aquastop problem, either faulty or a gunged up metering hose p/no 118994 – £7.20 +VAT etc. This runs from the water matrix tank on left to the sump. Its the S shaped 1″ diameter black hose.
You can remove and clean but you may find it easier just to replace.Wayne79 wrote:
Strangely the machine tends to do this if i run it at say midnight before going to bed! But it never happens if i run it at say 10.30pm!Bizzare 😕
Wayne79 wrote:how reliable are bosch?
11 years of service…..nuff said 😉
Power off if you are to attempt yourself or feel free to find an engineer from the link below if required.
Spares are available from spares@ukwhitegoods.co.ukGreg
Re: Bosch Washer Drier WET2820GB/13 – Filling and draining
Thanks Edele for coming back, replies are important as they may help in the future.
Glad you sorted. 😉
GregRe: Bosch dishwasher SGS45E02GB/45
Hi OT
I would check the heating circuit IMHO,another restriction/pump fault or quite possibly the aqua sensor maybe gunged up indicating dirty water when in fact it maybe clear, causing appliance to wash longer till the Rx can see the Tx, then it would move on 😕Greg
Re: Bosch dishwasher SGS45E02GB/45
Hi OT
Well its not a fault code, will delve a bit for you and get back, unless you get a reply in the interim.Greg
Re: Ariston AIB16 with -con on display?
Should see the other French alternatives 😯 check your PM 😉
Greg
Re: Ariston AIB16 with -con on display?
Well I don’t fancy the French translation………
con (imbécile) nm idiot 😆
Greg
Re: Another joke.
Comprehending Accountants
Take One
Two accountancy students were walking across campus when one said,
“Where did you get such a great bike?” The second accountant replied,
“Well, I waswalking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman
rodeup on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her
clothes and said, “Take what you want.” The first accountant nodded
approvingly,“Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t fit.”
Take Two
An architect, an artist and an accountant were discussing whether it was
better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he
enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring
relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because
of the passion and mystery he found there. The accountant said, “I like
both.”
“Both?” The accountant replied “Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress,
they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and
you can go to the office and get some work done.”
Take Three
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is
half empty. To the accountant, the glass is twice as big as it needs to
be.Take Four
An Accountant and His Frog
An accountant was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him
and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess”. He bent
over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up
again andsaid, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will
stay with you for one week”. The accountant took the frog out of his
pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried
out, “Ifyou kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you and do
ANYTHING you want.” Again the accountant took the frog out, smiled at it
and putit back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter?
I’vetold you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you and do
anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?” The accountant said, “Look
I’m anaccountant. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now
that’s cool.”
Take Five
A businessman was interviewing applicants for the position of Divisional
Manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for
the job. He asked each applicant the question, “What is two and two”?
The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was “twenty-two.”
The second applicant was an engineer. He pulled out a calculator and
showedthe answer to be between 3.999999 and 4.000001.
The next person was a lawyer. He stated that in the case of Jenkins v.
Commr of Stamp Duties (Qld),two and two was proven to be four.
The last applicant was an accountant. The business man asked him, “How
much is two and two?” The accountant got upfrom his chair, went over to the door, closed it then came back and sat
down. He leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, “How much doyou want it to be?” He got the job.
What’s the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t
understand.
What’s the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him.
What’s an extroverted accountant?
One who looks at your shoes while he’s talking to you instead of his
own.What’s an auditor?
Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.
Why did the auditor cross the road?
Because he looked in the file and that’s what they did last year.
How do you drive an accountant completely insane?
Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a roadmap the
wrong way.
What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?
Go into town and gang-audit someone.
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?
Depreciation.
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.
“Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.”
“Have you tried counting sheep?”
“That’s the problem – I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying
to find it”Greg 😆
Re: Oh no!
Hoover British………
Let me tell you a story 😀Origins
The first Hoover vacuum was invented by a Canton, Ohio department store janitor named James Murray Spangler, who devised a trill vacuum cleaner using a soap box, electric motor, broom handle, and pillow case in 1907. Spangler suffered from asthma attacks, and he suspected the carpet sweeper he was using at work was the cause of his ailment.Spangler then gave one of the vacuums to a friend, Susan Hoover, who used it at her home. Impressed with the machine, she told her husband about it. Her husband was W.H. “Boss” Hoover, a leather-goods manufacturer in North Canton, then called New Berlin. Hoover bought the patent from Spangler in 1908 and retained Spangler as a partner in the new vacuum cleaner business.
Hoover then placed an ad in the Saturday Evening Post offering customers 10 days free use of his vacuum cleaner to anyone who requested it. Using a network of local retailers to facilitate the offer, Hoover thus developed a national network of retailers for the vacuums. Over time, his company’s sales expanded globally, and, in British English, the word “Hoover” became a verb meaning “to vacuum a floor”.
Hoover’s business flourished, and, a year after Hoover acquired the patent from Spangler, he established a research and development department for his new business. In 1926, Hoover invented the “beater bar”, a rotating brush and metal bar mechanism at the bottom of the vacuum to loosen dirt trapped in carpets. Ten years later, in 1936, Hoover got another patent — this time for a new self-propelling mechanism for vacuum cleaners.
In the UK, the term “hoover” has long been colloquially synonymous with vacuum cleaner, owing to The Hoover Company’s dominance there in the first half of the 20th century. Although the company is no longer the top seller of vacuum cleaners in the UK, the term “hoover” has remained as a genericized trademark.
Over the years, Hoover diversified into other product lines, including kitchen appliances, hair dryers, and industrial equipment
Ownership transitions
The company was owned by the Hoover family until the 1940s, when it then became a publicly traded company. The company’s stock was first traded on August 6, 1943. In 1985, the company was purchased by Chicago Pacific Corporation and, in 1989, Chicago Pacific was purchased by Maytag. After Maytag was acquired by Whirlpool, that firm reached an agreement to sell Hoover to Hong Kong based firm Techtronic IndustriesFree Flights Promotion
In 1992, the British division of Hoover announced the Hoover free flights promotion, the demand for which rose far beyond the company’s expectations, resulting in major costs and public relations problems for the British division and Maytag, which eventually led to its sale to the Italian manufacturer Candy. In 1993, Sandy Jack became the first person in the United Kingdom to take Hoover to court over the Hoover free flights promotion. Upon the decision in Hoover v. Sandy Jack at Sheriff Court in Kirkcaldy, Fife, a precedent is set. Hoover Holiday Pressure Group furthered court action against Hoover at St. Helens in MerseysideExit stage left 😀
Greg
Re: Indesit Test Tool
How do you feel about women’s rights ? I like either side of them.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Here’s to our wives and girlfriends…may they never meet!
Mrs. Teasdale: He’s had a change of heart.
[Groucho]: A lot of good that’ll do him. He’s still got the same face.I sent the club a wire stating, Please accept my resignation. I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.
Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put ‘Emily, I love you’ on the back of the bill.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
A man is as young as the woman he feels.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions-the curtain was up.
Now there’s a man with an open mind – you can feel the breeze from here!
There’s one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says ‘yes,’ you know he is a crook.
To Margret Dumont: “I can see you and I married. I can see you bending over the stove. I can’t see the stove!
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn’t time to dig trenches. We’ll have to buy them ready made.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing..if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Remember men you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Last night I shot an elephant in my Pajamas and how he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren’t developed. . . But we’re going back next week.
Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Re: Diplomat ADP8332 – F4 Fault
ron1050 wrote:Very interesting – is the pump easy to replace or is it an engineer job?
Thats the million dollar question isn’t it 😀 as we have no idea of your abilities 😕
To fit new pump you may need some hose clips as they are usually “one-shot”, rather than you get half way through to find you can’t complete 😥
Appliance on its back, base off and of course unplug prior to working on it 😉 Not a bad job TBH.Greg
