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  • #106098
    Penguin45
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    Oi, Dave!

    You can’t start it and leave it hanging…..
    TELL!

    Penguin.

    #106099
    Dave_Conway
    Participant

    Re: Why do Customers ……….

    Ice Cream, not at all funny really, just the link between the parrot and frozen things 😉

    Dave.

    #106100
    Lawrence
    Participant

    Re: Why do Customers ……….

    With Smeg /De dietrich type appliances always insist on an unreasonable call slot ,Had one yesterday ” I work from 7am – 8pm so you will just have to call on Sunday ” After being informed that we would not be calling on Sunday ,He gets the right hump and and says, you’ve guessed it … ” then you can bring me a new one ” 🙄

    We refered him back to Smeg

    Lawrence

    #106101
    kwatt
    Keymaster

    It’s because they bought an upmarket machine and they think the world revolves around them.

    I wouldn’t bother so much at times but the rates paid for warranty service do not reflect the service expected by that type of customer. Most of them come around in the end though, I’ve rarely been beat by one. 😉

    K.

    #106102
    Dave_Conway
    Participant

    Re: Why do Customers ……….

    ……expect the ceramic glass on induction hobs to be cold after removing a pan of boiling water 😕

    Dave.

    #106103
    Martin
    Participant

    Re: Why do Customers ……….

    Dave_Conway wrote:……expect the ceramic glass on induction hobs to be cold after removing a pan of boiling water 😕

    Oh! Dave’s into Induction Hobs now eh 😉 Only a few weeks back he’d never heard of them 😆

    Actually, they are pretty darned neat. The first one I saw demonstrated, the guy put 4 large icecubes on the hob and on top of them he placed a 6 inch square asbestos tile and sat the pan on that, then hard boiled an egg for 10 minutes. The ice cubes had not melted!……..Pretty cool demo I reckon 🙂

    Martin

    P.S. Tell your customer she must use ice cubes next time she boils a pan 😆

    #106104
    Dave_Conway
    Participant

    Re: Why do Customers ……….

    Martin wrote: Only a few weeks back he’d never heard of them

    That was a built in barbeque unit not induction hobs :lesson:

    #106105
    Martin
    Participant

    Re: Why do Customers ……….

    …Thats right Dave, now I remember!

    that’s another :beer: I owe you 😆

    Martin

    #106106
    Dave_Conway
    Participant

    Re: Why do Customers ……….

    …..attempt DIY repairs when they have absolutely no idea what they are doing.

    My collegue here, Don, took a phone call from a customer who has a Zannussi washer overheating and assumed he needed a new motor as he was under the impression the heat generated by the the motor was somehow transfered to heat the water in the drum :rotfl:

    :eeek:

    Dave.

    #106107
    steve486
    Participant

    Re: Why do Customers ……….

    I just love ” Teachers” they normaly buy the cheapest products, think they have brought the best, ( they have done the research). Complain like hell when it goes wrong, then demand that you the repairer will call of an evening, or the weekend but not Saturday as they will be out but Sunday is fine as long as it is betwen 10am and opening time at the pub, and when you say NO, they demand this because they are teachers and if you will not acceed to their times then they demand you bring a replacement.

    My father was a teacher for many years until his retirement and like 99{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d} of all teachers exist on a different planet to the rest of us

    Those can do those who can,t teach

    #106108
    eastlmark
    Moderator

    Re: Why do Customers ……….

    ……….order whirlpool oven door hinges…..complain at the cost we would charge to fit them…..come back the next day and order a outer door glass which “just dropped off when we tried to fit the hinges with the door still on the oven” 😆

    #106109
    Dave_Conway
    Participant

    Re: Why do Customers ……….

    eastlmark wrote:……….order whirlpool oven door hinges…..complain at the cost we would charge to fit them…..come back the next day and order a outer door glass which “just dropped off when we tried to fit the hinges with the door still on the oven” 😆


    :rotfl:

    LMAO !

    Nice one Mark.

    Dave.

    #106110
    Martin
    Participant

    Re: Why do Customers ……….

    ….arrange to be in “After 1pm”. Travel 22 miles to the call, get there at 2:45pm and find she is out!………………..When she calls me at 7 p.m that evening after finding my ‘Out Card’ on the coconut matting, simply says…”Sorry about that but I had chance to do a bit of overtime, so I couldn’t pass that up!”

    When I went back today fixed the machine and charged her ‘Double Call-Out’ she said, “Oh Dear, that’s cost me more than doing the overtime, silly me!”

    Martin

    #106111
    Ralph
    Participant

    Re: Why do Customers ……….

    “Its me bushes”
    as we all know carbon brushes fix all faults on all washers.
    Also its nice hot sunny saturday afternoon
    “What times the man coming round ive got to go out”

    #106112
    eastlmark
    Moderator

    Re: Why do Customers ……….

    …..leave their know nothing, stupid, “whatever” chav teenagers at home to deal with us during the school holidays and also no money/cheque to pay for it!

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