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Re: UK Whitegoods Meeting 5
Any chance of moving Sibson meeting to 4th Nov, for obvious reasons 😆
Stars in their Eyes
04 November 2005
Roy Chubby Brown including Disco:martin:
Re: another joke.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What makes 100{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}.How about achieving 103{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,
then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}
and,
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}
and, look how far ass kissing will take you:
A-S-S–K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118{e5d1b7155a01ef1f3b9c9968eaba33524ee81600d00d4be2b4d93ac2e58cec2d}
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!
PS – Could not sub I for 1 in bullsh1t or it doeesnt work, hope nobody is offended
Re: another joke.
TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE…
FROM A MAN WHO’S HAD ENOUGH!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us bitching about you leaving it down.2. ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a fruit, not a color.
3. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
4. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. We refuse to answer.
5. Don’t cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair.
6. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you’re stuck with her.
7. Birthdays, valentines, and anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
8. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
9. Sometimes, we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.
10. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
11. Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
12. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we’re never going to think of it that way.
13. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
14. You have enough clothes.
15. You have too many shoes.
16. Crying is blackmail.
17. Ask for what you want. Let’s be clear on this one. Subtle hints don’t work. Strong hints don’t work. Really obvious hints don’t work. Just say it!
18. No, we don’t know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on the calendar.
19. Peeing standing up is more difficult. We’re bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
21. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
22. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
23. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
24. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
25. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it’s Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, or Jet Li flick where it doesn’t really matter what they’re saying anyway).
26. Check your oil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
27. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
28. No, it doesn’t matter which quiz.
29. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
30. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle (stare). We’re going to look anyway. It’s genetic.
33. You can either tell us to do something OR tell us how to do something, but not both.
34. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
35. If it itches, it will be scratched.
36. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
37. If we ask what’s wrong and you say “nothing”, we will act like nothing’s wrong.
38. We know you’re lying, but it’s just not worth the hassle.
39. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don’t mind that. It’s like camping.
Re: Top fan comes on even when oven is turned off!
If cooling fan its prob blown the thermostat controlling this fan. As kevin said
This is not a DIY repair, try repairs@ to find one of our memebers close to you
Greg
Re: another joke.
Goatboy wrote:With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, It
is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which
almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry La Prise, the man who wrote “The Hokey Kokey”, died peacefully at
age 93.The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.
They put his left leg in, and then the trouble started.My mind is boggling as to what he “Shaked all about” 😆
Re: ice build up in fridigaire FR34H
Has it done this from new as it has been known for refrigerant pipework to have been manufactured too low causing water in drip tray to freeze.
if that is the case then no repair is available 🙁Greg
Re: Bosch Leak
Also check for crud build up on main seal and on the stainless which come into contact with the main seal.
Also look for crud build up between lower door seal and base of inner stainless.Greg
Re: beeping sound
Martin wrote:
gibson wrote:
how do you turn off the beep so I can run it at night?Move the machine further away from your bedroom 😆
😆 It takes a senior engineer to state the bloomin obvious.
Nice one MartinGreg
Re: Bosch SGS56E02GB Not finishing at zero
Try cleaning ribbed pipe from pressure unit to sump, situated at front. O ringed either end for ease of extraction 🙂
Greg
Re: Indesit D63 – loose door seal
allround wrote:
Penguin45 wrote:
The door seal comprises of the rubber strip, which should sit in a channel formed by the detatched metal strip. This was originally spot welded to the cavity. There is no recognised repair (unless you can weld stainless steel), although people have tried securing with tiny self-tappers with varying degrees of success.Regards,
Penguin45.there is a recognised repair , your right about the self tappers . you drill three holes either side of the through the retainer strip and through the inner cavity and also three across the top then run a seem of silicone sandwiched between the two and secure with self tappers in the 9 pre drilled holes . there is a kit available from indesit which contains a tube of silicone and 9 screws and a drill bit . can find part number if you require
dont forget the clamp 😉
