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Re: BOSCH KGU3201 Freezer not cold enough
Hi
Is -18 the temp you have set it to??
If this is so I would imagine PCB faulty.
Engineer time Im afraid.Greg
Re: Man United Fan
Position: Forward
Date of Birth: 15 Oct 1971
Weight: 81.6kg
Height: 178.2cm
Place of Birth: Nottingham
Nick Name: Coley
Previous Clubs: Arsenal, Fulham (loan), Bristol City, Newcastle United, Manchester United, Blackburn Rovers
Debut: Man City (Away) 14/8/04
Squad: 9😀
Re: Man United Fan
😳 I meant Alex,
I must get more sleep, anyone want a screaming 4 month old?? Plz 😆Greg
So who do u want for the cup Chris ??
Greg
Re: Goatboy is here to please you!
We have loads of sheep here, but no goats that look like that 😆
GregRe: Free iPOD
Martin wrote:
Penguin45 wrote:
Can anyone enlighten me?Yes Chris and shame on those Manchester chaps for not fully installing the additional kit needed for “2 Channel Sound” utilising your central speaker.
However the good news is that you (being a handy chap an all) can do it yourself using 2 yards of string and a large baked bean tin. Drill a hole in the base of the tin, tie one end of the string through the hole and the other end to the speaker grill.
…hey presto!!!!!!!
Martin
Don’t forget to keep string nice and tight for this to work and always rinse tins out or distortion may occur 😆
Greg
Re: Can you beat this?
Its sort of got a scary look of Princess Anne 😯 especially the mouth ( No Offence)
A play mate for penguin 😆Greg
Re: Bosch WTL5500GB/01 T/dryer
Hi Martin
Try removing fascia, and switch cleaning selector contacts.
Possible condenstation egressing upwards by faulty front bearing seal.Greg
Re: Now that’s just weird!
[img]http://www.fortunecity.com/rivendell/angels/592/penguinimages/penguindance.gif hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently.
Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, “A penny for your thoughts, Angus.”
“Well, uh, I was thinkin’…perhaps it’s aboot time for a wee kiss.”
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. “Another penny for your thoughts, Angus.” “Well, uh, I was thinkin’ perhaps it’s noo time aboot time for a wee cuddle.”
The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds.
Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while, she again said, “Another penny for your thoughts, Angus.”
“Well, uh, I was thinkin’ perhaps it’s aboot time you let me put my hand
on your leg.”
The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed. The the two turned once again to gaze out over the lock before the girl spoke again.
“Another penny for your thoughts, Angus.”
The young man glanced down with a furled brow. “Well,noo,” he said, “my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time.”
“Really?” said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
“Aye,” said the lad, nodding.
The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.
Then he said, “Dae ye nae think it’s aboot time ye paid me the first
three pennies?”
Jock and a Englishman were flying from Edinburgh when the stewardess approached. “May I get you something?” she asked. “Aye, a whusky” Jock replied.
She poured him a drink then asked the Englishman if he’d like one. “Never!” he said sternly. “I’d rather be raped and ravished by whores all the way to America than drink whisky!”
Jock hurriedly passed the drink back, saying “Och, Ah didna ken there wuz a choice!”Jock finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he’s in serious financial problems. He’s so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. “God, please help me. Ah’ve lost ma wee store and if Ah dinna get some money, Ah’m going to lose my hoose too. Please let me win the lottery!” Lottery night! Someone else wins… Jock prays again. “God, please let me win the lottery! Ah’ve lost my wee store, ma hoose and Ah’m going to lose ma car as weel!” Lottery night again! Still no luck… Jock prays again.
“Ah’ve lost ma business, ma hoose and ma car. Ma bairns
are starving. Ah dinna often ask Ye for help and Ah have
always been a good servant to Ye. PLEASE just let me win
the lottery this one time so Ah can get back on ma feet!”
Suddenly there is a blinding flash as the heavens open and
the voice of God Himself thunders:
“Jock at least meet Me half way and buy a ticket!”:rotl:
