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Re: What’s the most stupid things customers say?
I clean that out every week……holding crusty dryer condenser.
Tony
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When ringing to inform client I’m arriving in 30 minutes, response to be asked if I know where they live ?
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was asked today when i could go and connect a machine asked customer when machine getting delevired reply was havent bought one yet………….
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“So do you repair washing machines then?” asks the wife as I am laid under her washing machine dismantling the pump! Even her husband was embarassed by that one!
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After clearing a pump blockage.
You’ve not fitted any parts, why do I have to pay you!
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ME…”so you will not be able to use it its unsafe……!”
CUSTOMER….”SO WILL I BE ABLE TO STILL USE IT THEN IN THE MEAN TIME….?
:rolls: :rolls: :rolls:canufixit
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“Do you have many problems with these machines”.
Always tempted to say yes these are complete shite.
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one this morning….
So when it spins is that to get the washing dryer??? 😕
A retired property surveyor said this, how did he survive so long?Re: What’s the most stupid things customers say?
Called to a washing machine on behalf of a letting agent this morning
Reported fault Not Pumping
Removed a number of coins from pump & hoses gave them to the tenant who looked at the coins and said that the coins were all dated between 2000 and 2006 so definitely were not his as he only moved in at the beginning of this yearRe: What’s the most stupid things customers say?
Had someone phone me and ask me for a price, told him £75, at which he replied “but my friend said he would fix it for £25”.
I replied “well why don’t you get him to fix it then”. His reply “because he doesn’t know how to do it, but could you come round and show him, then he could do it”.Re: What’s the most stupid things customers say?
Should have offered him a training course for £500 then he could fix it for £25.
They sometimes surprise with moronic stuff.
K.
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Thats 4 repairs ive had on this appliance in the last year . I thouht bosch were good .
Yes mam bosch are good but u have a beko ?…..Re: What’s the most stupid things customers say?
Customer : I thought it would be £20 to £30 for you to come out and replace both hinges on my dishwasher.
Me :My labour charge is £49 and the hinges will probably be about £20.
Customer : Oh, thats about £100 then isn’t it?
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I went to install a replacement gas cooker last week for an insurance company. The old cooker had been damaged whilst being moved. It was one of those sheltered housing bungalows for pensioners and when I got there I unpacked the the new cooker and then noticed that there was no gas supply in the kitchen.
I explained to the old dear that I could not install as there was no gas pipe to which she said “the old one worked fine before it was damaged” I thought I better check again and sure enough there was no gas pipe anywhere in the kitchen and then I noticed all the boxes in her living room.
After some subtle questioning i found out that the old one did work fine before the removal men took it from her old house ( with a gas supply ) to her new bungalow ( with no gas supply )
We all get old eventually :rotfl:
John
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