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Re: It’s ‘be nice to Martin’ day today!!!
Happy birthday Martin.
Soz about all the anti man u stuff.
alexa wrote:A good way of culling competition aye goatboy
Competition stops me from becoming weak!
Like someone once said, “it’s funny how these threads wonder.”
I just wondered if any colour-blind people have ever re-wired a dishwasher ‘door wiring loom’ (soz, i don’t do technical terms).
Re: FA Cup Scores
I don’t care what the score is, as long as scum united lose!
Here’s my predictions (excuse the spelling + punct).
Henry is left on the bench, Wenger goes with Bergkamp and Reyes up front.
In the 3rd minute, Rondalo slips during his 4th consectative step-over and snaps his leg in 5 places. Fergie puts Giggs on the ring wing, and Rooney on the left wing.
10 minutes in, Rooney scores from the left wing position. A 40 yard, over-head, scissor-kick, volley, that goes in off the angle of the post and cross-bar, then busts the back netting. He is sent off for the celebration!
20 minutes in, Keane says something to Viera about his mum. Viera retaliates with a spinning round-house kick straight to Keane’s throat. Keane retaliates with a flying head-butt. Toure joins in, coz he just always does! They all get sent off! (9 a-side)
25 minutes in, Ronaldo’s leg is in so much of a mess, the doctors take him around the back of the Millenium Stadium and put him out of his misery, with a small claw-hammer.
35 minutes in, Gary Neville dies from natural causes, a substitution is allowed.
45 minutes in, just before half time, from nowhere, Jose Marinio runs onto the pitch naked and waving his arms around. He can’t stand not being involved in the occassion. Several police men smother and beat him, before dragging him away to jail.
The second half is tense and edgey. No Arsnel player seems to have the quality to equalise.
80 minutes in, Henry starts to warm up on the side-line. He is shot by a sniper!
85 minutes in, Fergie and Wenger finally have a good punch-up in the tech area. Fergie wins with an ankle lock!
90 minutes in, Bergkamp pulls his finger out and scores 4 goals, like we all know he can!
Scum united lose, cry alot and go home with no trophies! Everyone else is happy.
So, that’s 4-1 to Arsnel, 4 red cards, 3 deaths and Marinio in jail. Should be a good weekend! 😉
Re: AMDEA
What about the chinese?
Where they there, with machines for £2.99?
I thought they would take over the show this year.
Re: Penguin45 – Conspiracy Theory – I Confess
First time I’ve seen it. I’m gonna get drunk an play it all night with my friends. Where is the gory version?
Be carefull looking for goat stuff, there’s alot of sick people out there! 😯
Re: Not Looking Good for Hotpoint
According to one of my all-salers, Indeshit have not been supplying the new machines on a regular basis. Drip, drip, a few here, a few there. Now they are laying off workers because they aren’t selling enough machines. Hmmmmmmmm. Something stinks! (and it aint me, im a clean goat)
Re: Whats the most annoying thing customers do?
I told her I’d be there Thurs morning. I called at 11. No answer. I posted a card. 🙄
10 minutes later the mobile rings. “Sorry, I was picking up the kid from nursery.” I said “That’s OK, I’ll call back” as I’m just up the road. When I get there, there’s no answer again! 😡
Another card posted, and back to HQ for some dinner (Grass + thistles). Another phone call; “I thought I’d pop around the block with the dog”. 😥
“Are you in now?” I said, an went straight down there. Creda cond dryer, not heating, thermostat kit, piece of cake, “It’ll cost you than much love,” to which she replies “Oh, I don’t have any money!” :haier:
I managed to leave without poking her in the eye!
Re: Bloomberg
This is the problem. It’s some stupid tight-arse customer ringing around with an inncorrect model number, after a module.
The number she has give me is 3837400
Re: E30
It had blown the board up, and I was lucky.
Quick bit o solidreing, and it’s running! 😉
Thankx 4 da quick response guys.
Re: Getting the belt on the tension pulley – Hpt condenser d
You don’t them things off Hotpoint!
Do you remember the two Philco motor brackets?
One of those is perfect for the job.
alexa wrote:It’s those who deliberately set out to de-fraud me
Sound a like a friggin nightmare! 😥
I love helping people too. Sometimes it’s a shame you got to give them a bill afterwards. But some people (indeshit owners) just want to mess you around. You gotta take the rough with the smooth I suppose.
I love the joke btw!
a goat goes into a jobcenter and asks the clerk, in perfectly good english, for some work.
the clerk, amazed, flicks through his files and suggests he might want to try the circus.
“me?”, replies the goat, “what might the circus want with a appliance engineer”
My joke only works when you say it a loud, but here goes…
A young Aussie solider arrives at the front-line during world war two. He finds his British commander, who is battle-weary and grey.
The commander asks , in the queen’s finest english “Did you come here to die, son?”
The Aussie replies “No, I came here yesterday.”
