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Re: another joke.
I`ve got loads of these……….
Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his
side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying
roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move
lightly. “Becky my darling,” he whispered. Hush my love,” she said. Rest,
don’t talk.” He was insistent. “Becky,” he said in his tired voice, “I have
something that I must confess.” There’s nothing to confess,” replied the
weeping Becky, everything’s all right, go to sleep.”No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I…. I slept with your sister, your
best friend, her best friend and your mother!”I know, my sweet one,” whispered Becky, “that’s why I poisoned you.”
Re: whats the most expensive tool you own
A couple of years ago I employed an engineer who came recommended.
He cost me a fortune in unused spares, recalls and lost trade!!
He was a right tool! 👿Re: another joke.
And todays………..
An 83-year old woman decided that she’d seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world.
After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn’t certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple.
So she shot herself in the left kneecap.Re: another joke.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where
they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they
fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he
told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and
dirt.Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove
home. “Where have you been?” Demanded his wife when he entered the house.
“Darling, I can’t lie to you. I have been having an affair with my secretary
and we have been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn’t wake up
until eight o’clock” The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, “You
lying b@st@rd! You’ve been playing golf!”Re: 0870 Phone Numbers
May be a bit late on this topic but just doing some catching up and the one that bugged me was if you found something wrong with connects dvd they give you a number to phone – 0871 2223103 at 25p per minute. I thought it was nice of them to charge us for letting them know they had made a mistake????????? 👿
However 0121 753 0079 gets you to the same place only cheaper! 😀
Re: Whats the most annoying thing customers do?
I always thoght it was the vacuum cleaner you unblocked in January and they bring it back in November saying
” It`s got the same fault and I`ve only uesd it once”
Re: Compressor motor mod’
With a proper manual football inflator it takes about 2 and a half pumps to inflate a football!!!
But why not get a fridge compressor, starter relay, mains lead, oil seperator, filter, piece of hose, football adaptor, 13 amp plug, jubilee clips and make one?????????
Why not just leave the balls inflated? 🙂Re: What’s the most illogical fault you’ve had to find?
A few years back now I was called to a customer with a hotpoint twin tub. The spin motor had burnt out and the price put her off repairing it. With a bit of persuasion I talked her into an Automatic and duly delivered, installed and tested it.
So far so good.
About 3 weeks later she stops me in the street and tells me “she wishes she had got one years ago, except it uses all her hot water”. She explained that when the washing is finished there is no hot water left in her immersion tank. My first thought was have I put the fill pipes on the wrong way? so I tell her I`ll come and check it out.
I check the machine out, Pipes are on correctly, Valves are wired right way round, Couldn`t find anything wrong so I asked her what programme this happens on and she tells me she`s about to put a wash on so she`ll show me.
She duly loads the machine, puts in the powder, shuts the door, selects a 40degree wash pulls out the timer knob and wait for it……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………TURNS THE TAPS ON HER SINK ON!!!!
Because she seen me connect the fill hoses under her sink she thought the water went down the sink then through the hoses. How do you get out of that one without making them feel stupid?
Re: Hotpoint WMA34 spin problem
I`ve came across this a few times. It is caused by the module not receiving feedback from the motor tacho and then the machine aborting.
Unfortunately it can be caused by either motor or module and can only be found with a meter but the other thing to check is that the motor wires sometimes chaffe against the bottom weight or the drum where they are tiewrapped. You can tell this easily by tilting the machine back and looking underneath. May save you a call out.P.S Power off first obviously.
