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Re: Cricket, lovely cricket.
Calling all umpires or pretend ones, try this out and see if you are a Shepherd or Bowden then 😀
Don
Re: another joke.
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a Jaguar when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his garage.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?”
The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the Jaguar. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,”So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix ’em, put ’em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?”
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic…
“Try doing it with the engine running.”
kwatt wrote:
Or do we go down the path of allowing ONLY subscribers access to any official signage?K.
It could be used as a tool to encourage all those non believers out there 😉 .
Now that UKW is attracting more and more traffic and other innitiatives are being put into place, I would have thought more members would want to subscribe to take advantage of these offerings.
Don
Re: another joke.
A woman walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, “Lord, have mercy – I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you CANNOT have any cyanide!”The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well, now. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription!”
Re: Indesit WD12 – smelt burning plastic when tumble drying!
Bosch WVF2402 is EU made 😉 . Best to stick with the WVT1260 which is German produced. Slightly larger capacity and better spec too. Comes with a two year parts and labour guarantee subject to registration.
Don
Re: another joke.
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.” He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”
Re: another joke.
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung
off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is
wearing a fire fighter’s helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look “That sure is a nice fire truck,” the fire fighter says with admiration. “Thanks,” the girl
says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied
the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles. “Little Partner,” the fire fighter says, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but
if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go
faster.”
The little girl replies thoughtfully, “You’re probably right … but
then I wouldn’t have a siren.”Re: another joke.
A macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
1) I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at the time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you.
2) I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner.
3) I’ll go hunting, fishing, drinking and card-playing when I want with my buddies and don’t you ever complain about it.
“Those are my rules. Any comments?”
His new bride replied, “No, that’s all just fine with me. But please understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night . whether you’re here or not.”
Re: what brands of fridge freezers are good?
Hi
Stick with Bosch 55cm range A rated. Try the KGV24325GB or the KGV28325GB only made in white though so you may need to compromise on the colour. Still comes with two year warranty as well.
Can you increase the width at all to take a 60cm? You will get much more choice of appliances available and choice of colours. Bosch, Hotpoint, Zanussi and Gorenje are all worth considering.
Hope this helpsDon
Re: another joke.
One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island
for more than 10 years saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, “It’s certainly not a ship.” As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibility of a small boat and even a raft.
Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited, black-clad figure.
Putting aside the scuba gear there stood a drop-dead
gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned
Irishman and said to him, “Tell me Paddy, how long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?” “Ten years,” replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over, unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve or her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh pack of Luckies. The Irishman took one, lit it, and took a long, deep drag. “Faith and begorrah,” said the Irishman, “‘Tis so good…. I’d almost forgotten how wonderful a smoke can be!”“And how long has it been since you’ve had a drop of good Irish
whiskey?”
asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied, “Ten years, also.” Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there, removed a flask of Hennesey and handed it to him. He opened the flask and took a long pull. “Aye! ‘Tis nectar of the gods!” stated the Irishman. “”Tis truly fantastic!!!”
And then, smiling seductively, the gorgeous blonde started to
slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. “How long has it been”, she whispered , huskily, to the trembling man, “since you’ve played around?” With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and began to sob:“Sweet Jesus! Don’t tell me you’ve got golf clubs in there, too!”
Re: Replacing a Homark SE4400
Anonymous wrote:
Someon mentioned to me a Zanussi DC512W but I dont know if that has similar dimensions?Now been replaced by Zanussi ZSF2400 😉 Height 450mm width 545mm and depth 480mm. Has 6 place settings with 2 programmes and 2 temperatures, anti flood protection with a quiet 57 dba noise level.
Your`e local friendly retailer should be able to help.
Don
Re: Cricket, lovely cricket.
Good professional job done on Bangladesh yesterday, England top the group 😀 . Just a little matter of the Aussies tomorrow at Durham.
Expect the Barmy Army to give Andrew Symonds some stick tomorrow or even offer him a tinny :rotfl:
Don
alexa wrote:
(Take kindly the counsel of the years gracefully surrendering the things of youth)Nice one alexa or one I grew up with ” no point in growing older if you don`t get wiser” 😉
Don
