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  • in reply to: AAAAAaaaaarrrrgggghhh!!!!!!!Zanussi door seal. #140038
    Goatboy
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    Re: AAAAAaaaaarrrrgggghhh!!!!!!!Zanussi door seal.

    I take the drum out, I find it quicker and less stressful that way 😆

    😆 Fantastic! 😆

    At least it wasn’t a washer/dryer seal. I’ve still got the scars from one of them.

    I don’t think there really is an easy way. If it was easy, you would’nt be able the charge the customer extra labour for the lost blood.

    We’re one of the only companies in our area that will do that job. Other companies palm them off to us. 😯

    in reply to: I got my connect acc WOO HOO :) #134379
    Goatboy
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    Re: I got my connect acc WOO HOO 🙂

    Hmmmm, I think I will when I have 5 minutes.

    Do you think Joe Strummer would mind if I took over the mystery shopper sticky? He doesn’t seem to be around at the moment.

    in reply to: Is WashVac’s site down? #136916
    Goatboy
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    Re: Is WashVac’s site down?

    Goatboy wrote:…..Electrue quoted me £33 for a special-order part they didn’t have in stock. I phoned parts-centre (it’s easier), and they have the part in stock for £7…….If it works out, I will be well impressed.

    Of course in didn’t friggin work out! 👿

    I got the part eventually, and this morning I got the bill.

    I was told in a phone call, the bill was going to be £9, not £7.

    Final bill – £27. 🙁 🙁 🙁

    ——————————————————-
    I think I’ll try that with my customers.

    ‘That washer is £100, love!’

    Then give her a bill for £300 when she agrees delivery.

    What sort of a way to run a company is that????

    in reply to: I got my connect acc WOO HOO :) #134377
    Goatboy
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    Re: I got my connect acc WOO HOO 🙂

    C00047317 – £5.10
    CBN5121 – £11.41

    This game desverses it’s own thread.

    in reply to: Baumatic #139798
    Goatboy
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    Re: Baumatic

    Does anybody know anywhere else to buy Baumatic spares?

    IMO buying directly from Baumatic is slightly expensive.

    in reply to: Electric bed! #139734
    Goatboy
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    Re: Electric bed!

    clivejameson wrote:…anyone got any pointers????

    Say ‘No!’ 😆

    in reply to: Dyson DC07 Overheating #139690
    Goatboy
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    Re: Dyson DC07 Overheating

    It is glued.

    The only other blockage problem I get with them are coins stuck half way down the handle, (swine to remove) but just take off the handle and eliminate that.

    There’s really nothing else to block up on the vac.

    in reply to: zanussi zjd1219 #139717
    Goatboy
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    Re: zanussi zjd1219

    What smells of burn? The motor, the pump? Is it overheating?

    Probably the motor.

    Stick your nose in there! It’s a useful tool.

    ps. Is this posted in the right forum?

    in reply to: Dyson DC07 Overheating #139687
    Goatboy
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    Re: Dyson DC07 Overheating

    Sometimes it’s possible to clean the old assy out with a very powerful jetwasher. It just depends how blocked up the old assy is. Strip it down as far as you can, and give in a good blasting.

    in reply to: Another joke. #137102
    Goatboy
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    Re: another joke.

    All brilliant jokes people! 😆

    I think the best joke of the day is bazza’s new avatar. 😆 😆 😆 That made me laugh the most.

    I got this groaner in an email. Sorry.

    One day God calls down to Noah and says, “Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark”.

    Noah replies, “No probs fella, anything you want after all you’re the guv’nor”.

    But God interrupts, “Ah, but there’s a catch son. This time Noah, I don’t
    want just a couple ofdecks… I want 20 decks – one on top of the other”.

    “20 DECKS!!” screams Noah “Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?”

    “Yep, that’s right, well… erm… sort of right. This time I want you to fill it up with fish”, God answers. “Fish?”queries Noah. “Yes, fish. Little things.. that swim in seas and stuff. You know ’em? Well, actually, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp… wall to wall, floor to ceiling…… CARP!”

    Noah looks to the skies. “OK God, me old mucker. Let me get this right then geez, you want a New Ark?”

    “Check”.

    “With 20 decks, one on top of the other?”

    “Correct”.

    “And you want it full of Carp?”

    “Oh yes”.

    “But why?”, asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to
    the end of his tether.

    God replies “I dunno really…I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark”.

    I’ll get me coat………. 😳

    in reply to: Bra wires #138804
    Goatboy
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    littlepiggie wrote:…the uniform does something to us girlies you know…

    😆 We wear uniforms too.

    Congratulations Bazza! 😀 😀 😀

    You’ve got a new radio ariel for your van.

    in reply to: AEG D/W #139404
    Goatboy
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    Re: AEG D/W

    Cheers Martin.

    AEG said there are two different pump housings for that model, but that’s the popular one.

    I’m gonna risk it.

    in reply to: Bra wires #138793
    Goatboy
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    Re: Bra wires

    I don’t want the responsibility!

    Let someone responsable do it.

    If enough people pledge a tenner (maybe in a coalition thread), we can beat the firemen.

    in reply to: Another joke. #137089
    Goatboy
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    Re: another joke.

    ….’No!’ she says, and makes mad, passionate love to him, there on the sand.

    Hours later, the man is looking disspondent.

    ‘What’s wrong dear?’ she askes. ‘I’m sorry I didn’t have your clubs.’

    ‘It’s not that,’ he replies ‘can you do something for me? I want you to dress up in my clothes, make a fake moustache and respond to the name Dave.’

    She agrees, dresses in his clothes, makes a tache and puts it on, and says ‘Hi, I’m Dave.’

    ‘Brilliant!’ says the man ‘Now set off walking around the island, I’ll walk the other way and we’ll meet on the other side.’

    Bemused, she sets off walking, and sure enough, on the other side of the island, she sees her lover walking towards her in the distance.

    ‘Dave?’ she hears the man shout. ‘Dave? Is that you?’

    Playing along she replies ‘Yes, it’s me. How are you?’

    ‘Fantastic Dave!’ the man says, ‘I’ve just s*****d this well fit bird…’

    in reply to: Site News & Updates #104081
    Goatboy
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    Re: Site News & Updates

    kwatt wrote:…we’re in the top 50,000 websites, worldwide!

    Yeah, but the other 49,999 are all porn sites.

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