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  • in reply to: Bosch WTA3003GB/01 Tumble Dryer #263377
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    Re: Bosch WTA3003GB/01 Tumble Dryer

    Nut and bolt it! 😉

    in reply to: Kupperbusch DW? #263277
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    Re: Kupperbusch DW?

    Bumpery bumpery bump ❓

    in reply to: Hotpoint Twin Tub Spin spigot/shaft assy #146646
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    Re: Hotpoint Twin Tub Spin spigot/shaft assy

    Goatboy Senior says that he might have a bearing kit 8) He’s found the top sleeve so far.

    As for the bellows, is it for the 1450 or 1460?

    in reply to: What are you trying to say guys?:? #263107
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    Re: What are you trying to say guys?:?

    I use it alot, even with customers. My mum told me to stop saying it, because she thought it meant…

    “Goosed” – to have something stuffed up yer bum 😕

    ie. “I’ve just goosed that goose fer us goose-diner!”

    in reply to: Zanussi grill element? #263070
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    Re: Zanussi grill element?

    Nice one :tup:

    😀 😀 😀

    in reply to: Indesit WG1034T Washing Machine – knocking Sound #262758
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    Re: Indesit WG1034T Washing Machine – knocking Sound

    Does the inner drum cluck/crash/bang went you turn it by hand?

    If it isn’t than goosed yet, try what Penguin has wrote above please.

    And unplug your m/c first!

    in reply to: Indesit WG1034T Washing Machine – knocking Sound #262756
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    Re: Indesit WG1034T Washing Machine – knocking Sound

    jaspal wrote:What paddles are you refering to? Do you have a diagram explaining this?

    Open the drum, there’s 3 plastic paddles/baffles/lifters that knock the washing around.

    If your drum is goosed, then £150 is about right. If it was £400 worth of machine, and it had a good motor, electronics, etc; it’s worth getting the job done. But on an Indesit…

    …I’d recommend some type of large trebuchet 👿

    HTH

    in reply to: Whats the most annoying thing customers do? #107580
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    Re: Whats the most annoying thing customers do?

    Getting punched in the face is always a slight annoyance of mine 😡

    This customer (massive he is, twice the size of Goatboy) is having a new m/c delivery by yours truely. I’ve just got the m/c throught the door and it’s stuck abit on some stone flagging.

    Massive customer comes bounding over and shouts…

    “I need to go out pretty soon, so can we urry dis up abit?”

    He then graps the edge of the plastic packaging and rips at it. I’m hunched over the m/c wiggling it free from whatever it’s caught on. Guess what?!?!?! Yup, the packaging rips, and his massive neanderthal hand uppercuts me in the eye 🙁 🙁 🙁

    He managed to swell up all the top of my check-bone just below the eye socket! I didn’t react! I just held ne face for a while and quietly said…

    “ggggrrrrrrraaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrr”

    “Sorry, would you like a brew?”

    :rolls:

    in reply to: Is this a record? #262860
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    Re: Is this a record?

    Those two vacuums in the picture with him are around 70 years old! 😯

    in reply to: Agent in Manchester #262595
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    Re: Agent in Manchester

    😆

    When I said chargeable, I meant the customer, not me.

    in reply to: Agent in Manchester #262593
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    Re: Agent in Manchester

    eastlmark wrote:…….nice edit GB 😉

    Not guilty!

    I edited becaused I wrote ‘needed’ instead of ‘need’ 😕

    If anyone wants the job, pm me and I’ll pm you her address and phone number.

    in reply to: Agent in Manchester #262591
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    Re: Agent in Manchester

    iadom wrote:Because she has taken the machine with her and needs it ‘re installing’

    Indeed 🙂

    in reply to: Agent in Manchester #262587
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    Re: Agent in Manchester

    Ps. Tis chargeable!

    I’m not expecting somebody to do it for free :snig:

    in reply to: Siemens WIQ1430/01 #258533
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    Re: Siemens WIQ1430/01

    Me brother (BSH engineer) has replaced lots of PCB’s on them.

    When I asked him which one, of the three, he said…

    “Dunno, I just replaced them all!”

    Ps, that m/c should have a 10year guarantee with Siemens?

    in reply to: Whats the most annoying thing customers do? #107569
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    Re: Whats the most annoying thing customers do?

    gegsy wrote:…………. hot day, too nice to be working, customer chilling out with beer saying “Id offer you one but your driving, Ill get you a soft drink if you like ?” 👿 😥

    I got a shandy the other day 😀

    Anyhoo, twas actually the same customer that did the annoying thing. Intergrated Dilomat (what else?) DW, tripping C.B’s on program.

    I went in, got me shandy 🙂 tryed turning the m/c on, nothing!

    “Is in plugged in?”

    “Nah, we unplugged it when it was tripping the C.Bs.”

    “Where’s the plug?”

    “Behind it!”

    “So you pulled out this intergrated m/c to unplug it, then put the m/c back again?”

    “Yeah, it took us hours!”

    :bang: :bang: :bang:

    Same day I had the worse kitchen ever. There was a George Foreman on the washer, with no drip tray. Well, the washer was the drip tray!

    It took me hours to pick all the grease out of the grips on me boots 🙁

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