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Goatboy
ParticipantRe: Bosch WTA3003GB/01 Tumble Dryer
Nut and bolt it! 😉
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: Kupperbusch DW?
Bumpery bumpery bump ❓
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: Hotpoint Twin Tub Spin spigot/shaft assy
Goatboy Senior says that he might have a bearing kit 8) He’s found the top sleeve so far.
As for the bellows, is it for the 1450 or 1460?
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: What are you trying to say guys?:?
I use it alot, even with customers. My mum told me to stop saying it, because she thought it meant…
“Goosed” – to have something stuffed up yer bum 😕
ie. “I’ve just goosed that goose fer us goose-diner!”
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: Zanussi grill element?
Nice one :tup:
😀 😀 😀
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: Indesit WG1034T Washing Machine – knocking Sound
Does the inner drum cluck/crash/bang went you turn it by hand?
If it isn’t than goosed yet, try what Penguin has wrote above please.
And unplug your m/c first!
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: Indesit WG1034T Washing Machine – knocking Sound
jaspal wrote:What paddles are you refering to? Do you have a diagram explaining this?
Open the drum, there’s 3 plastic paddles/baffles/lifters that knock the washing around.
If your drum is goosed, then £150 is about right. If it was £400 worth of machine, and it had a good motor, electronics, etc; it’s worth getting the job done. But on an Indesit…
…I’d recommend some type of large trebuchet 👿
HTH
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: Whats the most annoying thing customers do?
Getting punched in the face is always a slight annoyance of mine 😡
This customer (massive he is, twice the size of Goatboy) is having a new m/c delivery by yours truely. I’ve just got the m/c throught the door and it’s stuck abit on some stone flagging.
Massive customer comes bounding over and shouts…
“I need to go out pretty soon, so can we urry dis up abit?”
He then graps the edge of the plastic packaging and rips at it. I’m hunched over the m/c wiggling it free from whatever it’s caught on. Guess what?!?!?! Yup, the packaging rips, and his massive neanderthal hand uppercuts me in the eye 🙁 🙁 🙁
He managed to swell up all the top of my check-bone just below the eye socket! I didn’t react! I just held ne face for a while and quietly said…
“ggggrrrrrrraaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrr”
“Sorry, would you like a brew?”
:rolls:
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: Is this a record?
Those two vacuums in the picture with him are around 70 years old! 😯
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: Agent in Manchester
😆
When I said chargeable, I meant the customer, not me.
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: Agent in Manchester
eastlmark wrote:…….nice edit GB 😉
Not guilty!
I edited becaused I wrote ‘needed’ instead of ‘need’ 😕
If anyone wants the job, pm me and I’ll pm you her address and phone number.
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: Agent in Manchester
iadom wrote:Because she has taken the machine with her and needs it ‘re installing’
Indeed 🙂
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: Agent in Manchester
Ps. Tis chargeable!
I’m not expecting somebody to do it for free :snig:
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: Siemens WIQ1430/01
Me brother (BSH engineer) has replaced lots of PCB’s on them.
When I asked him which one, of the three, he said…
“Dunno, I just replaced them all!”
Ps, that m/c should have a 10year guarantee with Siemens?
Goatboy
ParticipantRe: Whats the most annoying thing customers do?
gegsy wrote:…………. hot day, too nice to be working, customer chilling out with beer saying “Id offer you one but your driving, Ill get you a soft drink if you like ?” 👿 😥
I got a shandy the other day 😀
Anyhoo, twas actually the same customer that did the annoying thing. Intergrated Dilomat (what else?) DW, tripping C.B’s on program.
I went in, got me shandy 🙂 tryed turning the m/c on, nothing!
“Is in plugged in?”
“Nah, we unplugged it when it was tripping the C.Bs.”
“Where’s the plug?”
“Behind it!”
“So you pulled out this intergrated m/c to unplug it, then put the m/c back again?”
“Yeah, it took us hours!”
:bang: :bang: :bang:
Same day I had the worse kitchen ever. There was a George Foreman on the washer, with no drip tray. Well, the washer was the drip tray!

It took me hours to pick all the grease out of the grips on me boots 🙁
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