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Re: Another Landmark?
Goatboy is predicting that the site will hit the 6 million landmark tomorrow. Kinda like putting a bet on a race, when the horses are nearly finished 😆
And if I had to check my spelling, I’d post even slower 😕
Re: Watch out for this one…
I got one and abit words for you…
McAfee!
They’re so good they turned down a PCworld sponsership, saying…
‘No thanks, we’ve got a reputation to think about.’ :rotl:
Mailwasher sounds good dor! I’m on Thunderbird at the mo. I want a email client, that I can hide in the system tray, rather than the taskbar?
Re: Embarassing Bosch question
I can’t think which that model is off the top of my head. Is it the slimline one with a microswitch on the heater? 😕
Re: Bosch model numbers
😀
Goatboy approved? 😆
We were a Philco Agent for 25 years (well, not me). When they got bought out by Herloni, we moved onto Bosch/Siemens, and have never looked back.
I perfer Siemens, I’ve sold 4 this week! 😀 😀 😀 They’re abit heavy to deliver though.
I’d love to sell some Gaggenu! 😉
Re: Another joke.
Top tips
Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle the stain in permanent pen, so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone.
Don’t waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the object you wish to view.
Always poo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you’ll also be getting paid for it.
Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at a chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the ****ing thing in the first place, you fat b******.
Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in.
Anorexics. When your knees become fatter than your legs, start eating cakes again.
Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you’ve taken steroids by running a bit slower.
Smokers. Save on matches and lighters, by simply lighting your next fag from the butt of your last one.
Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since they’re always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc ‘tastes exactly like the real thing’, they won’t know the difference.
Invited by vegetarians for dinner? Point out that since you’d no doubt be made aware of their special dietary requirements, tell them about yours, and ask for a nice steak.
High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
Heavy smokers. Don’t throw away those filters from the end of your cigarettes. Save them up and within a few years you’ll have enough to insulate your roof.
Corsa drivers. Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car before starting a long journey. You drive the things like dodgems anyway, so it may as well look like one.
A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.
Fool next door into thinking you have more stairs than them by banging your feet twice on each stair.
At supermarket checkouts a Toblerone box makes a handy ‘Next customer Please’ sign for dyslexic shoppers.
Girls. Don’t worry about a nice dress for that important first date. All he’s interested in is seeing you starkers.
Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes’ eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.
AVOID parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to ‘fast wipe’ whenever you leave your car parked illegally.
HOUSEWIVES. I find the best way to get two bottles of washing-up liquid for the price of one is by putting one in your shopping trolley and the other in your coat pocket.
Re: Funny pictures… (beware: cookie assault)
Customer wrote:It’s been noisy for a couple of years…
Is this good enough to make the ‘domestic horror pictures’? Under the heading ‘Get your washer fixed while it’s noisy, before it floods your kitchen.’
Re: Funny pictures… (beware: cookie assault)
It’s shooting dogs!
I almost forgot about this picture…
I was laughing to myself in Spazda last night, having spotted this. it made me think of Kevin 😆 I didn’t know you could buy this!
Re: Advert
Need any help with http://www.iseappliances.co.uk ?
Re: Woodworm! 🙁
I find it most amusing, that my gf has a intollerant stomach (she poops too much 😈 ), so the only cheese I can cook with is…
I’ll give you one guess!
And a clue. It tastes the same fresh, as it does when it’s gone mouldy. 😆
kwatt wrote:…unless you happen to have a load of graphics packages and the knowledgeto use them and manipulate the text and/or images. Then you have to crop to print etc.
😉
The samples would be great! 😀
