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Re: another joke.
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, “I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?”
“Good question,” noted the Rabbi. “We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.”
“Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: “What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?”
“Ah, yes,” replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. “We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzo balls.”
“I see,” replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. “Well, Rabbi,” he went on, “what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?”
“Here, too, we do not waste,” answered the Rabbi. “What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete d***!”
Re: Pedal Power
Indeed!
BTW, that guy has the worse hemeroids I’ve ever seen. 😯
He shouldn’t be on a bike saddle. 😕
Re: Pedal Power
😆
Very good, I wonder how fast he can get the drum going for the ‘final spin’.
It looks like a mountain bike with gears, so it should be able to get a fair speed going.
It would be a shame if after all that economical washing, he just put all the clothes in a dryer for 2 hours. 😆
Re: UK Whitegoods Meeting 5
I know….is there somewhere in the bar for the normal people (smokers)?
ps. Nice avatar NWAR
Re: UK Whitegoods Meeting 5
Del wrote:…We now have trade suppliers and manufacturers who are willing to openly display their support for our community…
😀 😀 😀
Looks like it’s time for me to open afew new accounts.
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Alex wrote:The whole of the bar area from the mill wheel up…
Is that alot of it then? Goatboy feels the need for the weed!
Re: another joke.
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, It
is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which
almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry La Prise, the man who wrote “The Hokey Kokey”, died peacefully at
age 93.The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.
They put his left leg in, and then the trouble started.Re: Public Traffic
NWAR wrote:The main drop-offs will be the DIYers who were hoping for quick, specific instructions on how to mend their own appliances.
Agreed! And anything that improves Kenny’s health is welcomed.
Is it working? I can’t see how it can’t work….
Re: LG WD-1024 FH SPRING
Electrue have it in stock for £6.65 (to me)
But, I can only find the electure part number, and not the geuine 🙁
5031689504393
Re: W/pool Timer
I’m gald you asked. 😀
Seagull boss – Turns up at lunch-time, makes alot of noise, s**ts on everything, then dissapears again. 😆
