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  • in reply to: technical help needed #135235
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    Cycles are different (60 hz compared to 50hz)and so it would the timer and rotisserie motor would not advance correctly

    in reply to: Now I Know… #135152
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    Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound….. Its (insert tag here)

    in reply to: technical help needed #135233
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    You won’t be able to run it in the UK

    I have seen similar products sold on the home shopping networks

    Try

    http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/fryers/george-f … otisserie/

    in reply to: £10 to repair a wahing machine !!!!!!!!!!! #135195
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    You guys seem to do fixed price labour calls.
    We give estimates but the customer is charged what the job costs, not what the best case scenario is, as sometimes jobs require additional work and recovering that additional labour is difficult if a fixed labour price is quoted.
    Out of town calls are charged a mileage (it’s not my fault they live out of town)
    Also you seem to return to complete jobs at no additional charge
    Here a call out of $A60 plus $A10 per 5 minutes plus parts plus tax
    Put your rates on a contract or on your invoice or as in the url below

    http://www.appliance.asn.au/Facts.html

    It seems to me that today customers wants to blame someone else for their predicament and I refuse to feel guilty.

    Any response should put the guilt back on them by quoting costs, taxes, if they had done their research, if they had…. etc etc etc

    And of course there’s the “why didn’t you say that in your ad” “why didn’t the operator tell me”

    If we had to say all the things we do and don’t do there would be no time for working.

    in reply to: IW812 F&P Intuitive fault code #135178
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    This is not a fault code

    in reply to: LG Washing machine vibration #133876
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    in reply to: LG Washing machine vibration #133875
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    Anonymous wrote:Hi Kwatt,

    I take your point about debatable quality and that is exactly my point.
    I also think that there are a far larger percentage of wooden floored houses globally than you assume.
    Do you not accept even the possibility that there is a genuine fault with the machine?
    Is it not possible for someone with a concrete floor to have a faulty washing machine?
    Are you seriously saying that people with faulty washing machines ergo vibrations should move if they have wooden floors?
    Do you think that BMW’s are solely designed for the UK?
    I think you are referring to your terms and agreement with warranty sales for white goods?
    It is a two way dialogue here.
    Did I explain it was going on a wooden floor? No I did not.
    I think you have stated several times the fact that a Meile would work well in the same position and so trying out the LG on a concrete base what would that be proving?
    It’s faulty or of inferior quality?
    Interestingly, did you know of the perentage of the cars being recalled in Europe?
    Would you feel happier if the appliance was more dangerous before you said replace the unit?
    Take car

    Kulumbo

    Noli me vocate. Ego te vocabo.

    Well said Kulumbo

    Over to you Kwatt

    What’s this about me sending you too much stuff to read

    To assist you I’ve mostly only quoted the questions Kulumbo has asked

    Oh! and spin speed is not the whole answer

    in reply to: How the Yanks do it? #130915
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    Is that the dinner bell

    Oh, this is just too much to bear

    It seems a pastor from Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting in the mountains. As he turned the corner along the path, he and a bear collided. The pastor stumbled backwards, slipped off the trail, and began tumbling down the mountain with the bear in hot pursuit. Finally the pastor crashed into a boulder, sending his rifle in one direction and breaking both legs. As the bear closed in, the pastor cried out in desperation, “Lord, I’m sorry for what I have done. Please forgive me and save me Lord, please make that bear a Christian.”
    Suddenly the bear skidded to a halt at the pastor’s feet, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and said, “God, bless this food which I am about to receive.”

    Two guys are out in the woods hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second guy says, “What are you doing? He says, “I figure when the bear gets too close, we’ll have to jump down and make a run for it.” The second guy says, “Are you crazy? You can’t outrun a bear…” The first guy says, “I don’t have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you…

    One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It’s very embarrassing. What should I do?” “I have an idea,” said the minister. “Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg.”
    In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. “And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?” he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
    “Jesus!”, Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
    “Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones,” said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. “Who is your redeemer?” he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
    “God!” Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
    “Right again,” said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
    The minister asked, “And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?” Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, “You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I’ll break it in half and shove it up your ass!” “Amen,” replied the congregation.

    A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana, and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings.”
    The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
    The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, “We don’t serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings.”
    The bear, very angry now, says, “If you don’t serve me a beer, I’m going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.”
    The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings.”
    The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
    The bartender states, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs.”
    The bear says, “I’m NOT on drugs.”
    The bartender says, “You are now. That was a barbitchyouate.

    in reply to: Are there any rules about supplying service manuals? #135042
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    Re: Are there any rules about supplying service manuals?

    Copyright is automatic

    http://www.intellectual-property.gov.uk … /index.htm

    http://www.bambooweb.com/articles/c/o/copyright.html

    in reply to: Are there any rules about supplying service manuals? #135039
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    Would have thought it would breach copyright laws

    in reply to: LG Washing machine vibration #133872
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    Well said Kwatt.

    Precise, and well, concise considering the subject.

    I would add that as the repairers we don’t make them and we don’t break em.

    That the consumer should take it up with the retailer or the manufacturer.

    And remember that you got an unbaised opinion here.

    Want the good oils?

    Ask a repairer who has to deal with an angry machine and an angry customer

    in reply to: Washing machine making clothes smell!!!!!! :( #134315
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    Postscript
    Vinegar, Epsom salts and anything else that you could bath in are ineffectual. Volitile substances, ie products that have vapours that are explosive must never ever be used (i.e. Kerosine, and other petroleum produsts)

    in reply to: Washing machine making clothes smell!!!!!! :( #134314
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    Through years of experience I now always recommended that a washer (front or top loader) be run on a hot wash only, no clothes, and a soak cycle if possible after placing a cup of dishwasher powder in the bowl. If no dishwasher powder then a 1/2 a cup of caustic soda (Drain cleaner). This approach is now advised by Fisher & Paykel. This will break down the fatty depositscaused by Fabric Softener. The seals in a washing machine are the same as in a dishwasher so no damage has ever been observed. Ensure that the machine completes it’s rinse cycles. Note that contact with caustic soda is dangerous and all precautions must be observed (read label). If in doubt, don’t proceed. Dishwashing powder is a dilute form of caustic soda.

    in reply to: Fisher Paykel Washer Mainboard Fault #125047
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    Re: Fisher Paykel Washer Mainboard Fault

    Post your email or fax no. and I’ll send you a diagnostic process with which you can ascertain a faulty component or a fault code. If you can then post the fault code I’ll send you the most likely causes.

    in reply to: Puzzled #133345
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    The simple life in OZ

    1/. Not allowed to water the Garden – drought

    2/. Not allowed to wash the Car – drought

    3/. “No junk mail” sticker on the letter box

    4/. Can of Coke has to be drunk in one slug as it’s gets warm the instant you take it away from the fridge

    5/. Flowers don’t last so why buy them

    6/. Six pairs of reading glasses so never patting around more than two rooms

    7/…….

    Where was I going with this, getting tired, getting old, must lie down

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